Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nothing wrong with that...It could be worse than "middle age therapist".  I mean, after all, in 10 years, we'll both be wearing awful cardigans and complimenting each other on how dashing we look.

I'm sort of banking on early senility, here.

Three words:

Wooden bead necklace.

It's my future!

PLEASE COME TO TUCSON IN THE SPRINGTIME
WE CAN RANCH CATS AND LIVE IN FILTH

(Apologies to Dave Loggins)

YOU CAN SELL YOUR BODY ON THE ROADSIDE
BY AN ARROYO HERE I HOPE TO BE DRUNK SOON

I think I just pooped a bit.

It's eerie how well it adapts, isn't it?

[Juana]

I've always kind of thought it was a nice tradition, but If I accidentally spawn, remind me not to use family names. They're all perfectly serviceable, excluding Scholastique because who the fuck names their kid Scholastique? But they're infuriatingly to deal with when trying to sort family trees. If I see one more Jean Louis, John, James, Jean Baptiste, Mary, or any variation thereof before I die, it will be too soon.

It's raining

I tried to get NoLoDeMiel to dig me a swale beside the house today, but he wasn't going for it.

Whatcha want one of those for?

[AFK]

So, pardon some emo-blather, TMI, but things are looking rough in the WHN household.  Trouble in paradise and all that.  You'd think 9 years and a couple of great kids and putting yourself on the line for someone, day in and day out, would count for something.  I guess that serves me right for being a hopeless romantic.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've always kind of thought it was a nice tradition, but If I accidentally spawn, remind me not to use family names. They're all perfectly serviceable, excluding Scholastique because who the fuck names their kid Scholastique? But they're infuriatingly to deal with when trying to sort family trees. If I see one more Jean Louis, John, James, Jean Baptiste, Mary, or any variation thereof before I die, it will be too soon.

It's raining

I tried to get NoLoDeMiel to dig me a swale beside the house today, but he wasn't going for it.

Whatcha want one of those for?

So the rain will stop going in the basement where its kind ain't appreciated.

[Juana]

Aaah. I was unaware your basement had a flooding problem.

So, pardon some emo-blather, TMI, but things are looking rough in the WHN household.  Trouble in paradise and all that.  You'd think 9 years and a couple of great kids and putting yourself on the line for someone, day in and day out, would count for something.  I guess that serves me right for being a hopeless romantic.

That sucks, dude. Sorry to hear that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Aaah. I was unaware your basement had a flooding problem.

It has a Portland problem.

The dry basement is like a unicorn, in this town. But there are degrees of wet, and I would love mine to be less wet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, pardon some emo-blather, TMI, but things are looking rough in the WHN household.  Trouble in paradise and all that.  You'd think 9 years and a couple of great kids and putting yourself on the line for someone, day in and day out, would count for something.  I guess that serves me right for being a hopeless romantic.

I'm sorry to hear that, RWHN. Marital issues suck, a lot, and I feel bad for anyone going through them, regardless of our previous personal animosity.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Aaah. I was unaware your basement had a flooding problem.

It has a Portland problem.

The dry basement is like a unicorn, in this town. But there are degrees of wet, and I would love mine to be less wet.

We get around that here by not having basements.

Texas: Said "fuck it" a long time ago.

[AFK]

Thanks, I appreciate that.  It certainly does suck.

[Signora Pæsior]

So, pardon some emo-blather, TMI, but things are looking rough in the WHN household.  Trouble in paradise and all that.  You'd think 9 years and a couple of great kids and putting yourself on the line for someone, day in and day out, would count for something.  I guess that serves me right for being a hopeless romantic.

Sorry to hear that, dude.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Aaah. I was unaware your basement had a flooding problem.

It has a Portland problem.

The dry basement is like a unicorn, in this town. But there are degrees of wet, and I would love mine to be less wet.

We get around that here by not having basements.

Texas: Said "fuck it" a long time ago.

HEY

YOU PEOPLE DON'T EVEN HAVE RAIN! 

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I'm living in a unicorn until the two awesome people upstairs move to New York next month. At least I hope it's a unicorn because all of our stuff is down here...oh sweet baby jesus, please be a unicorn.

We're settling in nicely here. Everyone we live with are outstanding, intelligent bipeds and are funny to boot. Good times.

The call center job is turning out to be far more interesting than I'd imagined. No real gaping assholes in the workplace yet so it's looking like a relatively low-stress gig.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm living in a unicorn until the two awesome people upstairs move to New York next month. At least I hope it's a unicorn because all of our stuff is down here...oh sweet baby jesus, please be a unicorn.

We're settling in nicely here. Everyone we live with are outstanding, intelligent bipeds and are funny to boot. Good times.

The call center job is turning out to be far more interesting than I'd imagined. No real gaping assholes in the workplace yet so it's looking like a relatively low-stress gig.

That's awesome! I hope it turns out as well as it seems  like it's going to.

[Luna]

Shit, sorry, RWHN, that sucks a ton.  Hope y'all can work it out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't normally drink cider, but HC took me out to a cider bar the other night and I had a couple of ciders, and I did not feel sick the next day. So, I tried it again last night, and yep. Not sick.

I don't really understand, but I can roll with it. It's nice to have something I can catch a buzz on without destroying my next day.