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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 05:19:33 AM
And he will now do EXACTLY what I say, or I forward THAT to his GRANDMOTHER (my mom).

:lulz:

You diabolical man!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I love how some of my friends act like I'm being unreasonable because I don't check my email or Facebook constantly. "So how are we supposed to get hold of you if something's time-sensitive?"

I don't KNOW, you might just have to wait until tomorrow! Or text my phone. Which I don't keep with me when I sleep because why the fuck would I do that?

The horror.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

#752
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 05:19:33 AM
And he will now do EXACTLY what I say, or I forward THAT to his GRANDMOTHER (my mom).

:lulz:

In an engagement announcement.

OHSHIT, BRB.

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

 :eek: :eek: :eek:

His expression is priceless. Is he going to boil his t shirt or have it fumigated?  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 20, 2012, 04:38:19 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

His expression is priceless. Is he going to boil his t shirt or have it fumigated?  :lol:

I believe the Marines have a procedure for this.  The skin will eventually grow back.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on October 20, 2012, 12:55:15 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 05:19:33 AM
And he will now do EXACTLY what I say, or I forward THAT to his GRANDMOTHER (my mom).

:lulz:

In an engagement announcement.

OHSHIT, BRB.



Luna, can you post just the two of them "isolated"?

There are many more WOMPS to be had, here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#757
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 04:45:52 PM

Luna, can you post just the two of them "isolated"?

There are many more WOMPS to be had, here.

Absolutely.



Have at.   :)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

So, I'm going to play ukulele for and/or with Turbonegro tonight. Might be fun.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Waffler on October 20, 2012, 06:45:50 PM
So, I'm going to play ukulele for and/or with Turbonegro tonight. Might be fun.

Had to google them. They rock! GO YOU!!!  8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

25 hours until I'm on holiday.  Thank fuck.  That'll give me time to finish the Alphabet of Bullshit, sleep and get into something approaching a fitness routine after this disastrous week.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I think maybe they need to go on a global tour.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Going kayaking tomorrow. Haven't been out for three weeks. Car has been off the road pending half a grand of repairs. It's been a loooooong fucking 21 days.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 04:45:00 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 20, 2012, 04:38:19 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

His expression is priceless. Is he going to boil his t shirt or have it fumigated?  :lol:

I believe the Marines have a procedure for this.  The skin will eventually grow back.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Look what I found on wikipedia: your tax dollars at work during the Reagan years:

QuoteIn the early 1980s, the Naval Investigative Service was investigating homosexuality in the Chicago area. Agents discovered that gay men sometimes referred to themselves as "friends of Dorothy." Unaware of the historical meaning of the term, the NIS believed that there actually was some woman named Dorothy at the center of a massive ring of homosexual military personnel, so they launched an enormous and obviously futile hunt for the elusive "Dorothy", hoping to find her and convince her to reveal the names of gay servicemembers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_of_Dorothy
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division