Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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There is a huge party going on at my house right now.

But I need to poop. What do?
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Net on October 21, 2012, 05:28:36 AM
There is a huge party going on at my house right now.

But I need to poop. What do?

It's at your place yeah?

Then... whatever you are willing to deal with later.

This includes upsetting people blocking you from your own throne.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Net on October 21, 2012, 05:28:36 AM
There is a huge party going on at my house right now.

But I need to poop. What do?

Go to the bathroom door and announce "HEY, I LIVE HERE AND I HAVE TO SHIT".

Go in bathroom.

Shit.

???

PROFIT.
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Freeky

For my birthday today, I got a toxic brisket, a fiery yard, and JESUS FUCK AWFUL DOGFARTS.

Thankfully, I am pretty sure the last is not related to the first two. So there's that.

Freeky

I really, really hope the last one not only is not related to the first two, but is totally just an upset tummy and not something life threatening.


Her belly is visibly swollen with gas, and it makes liquid slurking sounds when patted. Hopefully she'll be okay in the morning. :worry:

Nephew Twiddleton

I dont know what the hell is going on but it seems like in the past week boston has decided to reveal herself to me.
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Freeky

Dog isn't better, as such, but she doesn't seem in an inordinate amount of pain, so maybe it's just horrible diarrhea.  I will keep an eye on it.


In other news, for breakfast I am going to have 5/8 of a lemon meringue pie. :fap:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 07:07:51 PM
Infection is gone this morning, yay!

Of course it is.  It didn't want to get Nigel'd.  It was only there because it lost a bet, and wasn't expected to actually return...
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

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Quote from: Luna on October 21, 2012, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 07:07:51 PM
Infection is gone this morning, yay!

Of course it is.  It didn't want to get Nigel'd.  It was only there because it lost a bet, and wasn't expected to actually return...

:lulz:

I was surprised (why? I shouldn't be) by the number of people on Facebook who were all "It's time you get a professional involved!" and "Call your doctor!"
:?

It's nice that they cared enough to post, but you would think that if they cared enough to post that maybe they would also have cared enough to have noticed that this is an ongoing situation dating back two months and I'm at OHSU often enough to be on a first-name basis with every doctor in the Center for Women's Health.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

I wish i had my notebook with me. But if i did the weird wouldnt be happening.
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Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 07:33:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 21, 2012, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 07:07:51 PM
Infection is gone this morning, yay!

Of course it is.  It didn't want to get Nigel'd.  It was only there because it lost a bet, and wasn't expected to actually return...

:lulz:

I was surprised (why? I shouldn't be) by the number of people on Facebook who were all "It's time you get a professional involved!" and "Call your doctor!"
:?

It's nice that they cared enough to post, but you would think that if they cared enough to post that maybe they would also have cared enough to have noticed that this is an ongoing situation dating back two months and I'm at OHSU often enough to be on a first-name basis with every doctor in the Center for Women's Health.

I also saw more than a couple of home remedies.

I understand now what you meant by "trying to fix things" being a royal pain the in ass.
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