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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 21, 2012, 11:51:26 PM
Im not going to be on much at all tonight. Im not going to be going home.

Rog thanks for the advice.

No sweat.

I am the Redman of PD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:13:02 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 21, 2012, 11:51:26 PM
Im not going to be on much at all tonight. Im not going to be going home.

Rog thanks for the advice.

No sweat.

I am the Redman of PD.

NO

YOU ARE THE YELLOWMAN. :crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Man Green on October 22, 2012, 12:19:39 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:13:02 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 21, 2012, 11:51:26 PM
Im not going to be on much at all tonight. Im not going to be going home.

Rog thanks for the advice.

No sweat.

I am the Redman of PD.

NO

YOU ARE THE YELLOWMAN. :crankey:

I stand corrected.

We need to put that whole Man Yellow/Man Green thing to work somewhere.  I'm thinking the hipster boards, tomorrow night.  Can you re-reg?  You can't change your name there, I don't think.

Or maybe on some facebook page.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:21:35 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 22, 2012, 12:19:39 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:13:02 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 21, 2012, 11:51:26 PM
Im not going to be on much at all tonight. Im not going to be going home.

Rog thanks for the advice.

No sweat.

I am the Redman of PD.

NO

YOU ARE THE YELLOWMAN. :crankey:

I stand corrected.

We need to put that whole Man Yellow/Man Green thing to work somewhere.  I'm thinking the hipster boards, tomorrow night.  Can you re-reg?  You can't change your name there, I don't think.

Or maybe on some facebook page.

Monday nights I usually have dinner with FBF, but possibly another night? I haven't been on the hipster boards at all lately... too much homework and kids and getting tired early.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Man Green on October 22, 2012, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:21:35 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 22, 2012, 12:19:39 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:13:02 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 21, 2012, 11:51:26 PM
Im not going to be on much at all tonight. Im not going to be going home.

Rog thanks for the advice.

No sweat.

I am the Redman of PD.

NO

YOU ARE THE YELLOWMAN. :crankey:

I stand corrected.

We need to put that whole Man Yellow/Man Green thing to work somewhere.  I'm thinking the hipster boards, tomorrow night.  Can you re-reg?  You can't change your name there, I don't think.

Or maybe on some facebook page.

Monday nights I usually have dinner with FBF, but possibly another night? I haven't been on the hipster boards at all lately... too much homework and kids and getting tired early.

Sure.  Just name the time.

Also, I have some stuff to send you that may help clarify the joke.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:27:52 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 22, 2012, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:21:35 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 22, 2012, 12:19:39 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 12:13:02 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 21, 2012, 11:51:26 PM
Im not going to be on much at all tonight. Im not going to be going home.

Rog thanks for the advice.

No sweat.

I am the Redman of PD.

NO

YOU ARE THE YELLOWMAN. :crankey:

I stand corrected.

We need to put that whole Man Yellow/Man Green thing to work somewhere.  I'm thinking the hipster boards, tomorrow night.  Can you re-reg?  You can't change your name there, I don't think.

Or maybe on some facebook page.

Monday nights I usually have dinner with FBF, but possibly another night? I haven't been on the hipster boards at all lately... too much homework and kids and getting tired early.

Sure.  Just name the time.

Also, I have some stuff to send you that may help clarify the joke.

I''ll probably be home Tuesday night because my Molalla kids get a break this week.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 21, 2012, 10:32:20 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 10:31:24 PM
I want to start an organization to gather signatures to petition the Federal government to take the fluoride out of all our water and fruit.

It gets in our rivers, you know.

TGRR,
Living in Honey Boo Boo Land.  Someone kill me.

Did you know they even put it in our VEGETABLES!

:argh!:

It's in all tea. Green tea included.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 22, 2012, 01:35:30 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 21, 2012, 10:32:20 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 10:31:24 PM
I want to start an organization to gather signatures to petition the Federal government to take the fluoride out of all our water and fruit.

It gets in our rivers, you know.

TGRR,
Living in Honey Boo Boo Land.  Someone kill me.

Did you know they even put it in our VEGETABLES!

:argh!:

It's in all tea. Green tea included.  :lulz:

THOSE CONSPIRING BASTARDS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Man Green on October 22, 2012, 01:36:18 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 22, 2012, 01:35:30 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 21, 2012, 10:32:20 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 21, 2012, 10:31:24 PM
I want to start an organization to gather signatures to petition the Federal government to take the fluoride out of all our water and fruit.

It gets in our rivers, you know.

TGRR,
Living in Honey Boo Boo Land.  Someone kill me.

Did you know they even put it in our VEGETABLES!

:argh!:

It's in all tea. Green tea included.  :lulz:

THOSE CONSPIRING BASTARDS!

"DRINK IT!" THEY SAID! "IT'S ANTIOXIDANT!" THEY SAID!!!!!  :argh!:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

I cannot wait to be motherfucking done with school.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm going to be in school FOR FUCKING EVER.

So, tonight, I have nothing to do. This is my own fault. I did all my homework on Friday, and while there are lots of social things I could be doing, going out sounded tiring, so I didn't. I was wanting to go to a cider pressing where a guy I like is going to be but it's a long drive.

So I made some beads. I'm bored of making beads now.

I am thinking about going to the store for cider, but not sure whether I really want to drink. I think I'd just be doing it out of boredom.

I also kind of need to go buy some food.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

I'm in pain. Awesome, back in the saddle, weakness leaving my body pain! Managed to burn the shit out of pretty much every muscle I own yesterday.  Couple of days feeding them meat and fish and I'll be back where I was three weeks ago, ready for total destruction next Sunday.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Welp, I'm back home.  And by home, I mean Bournemouth.

I'm not sure when I first felt like I was back home.  Perhaps it was the aroma of seagull shit and stale vomit as I stepped off the train.  Or when someone threw half a can of cider at me while shouting incomprehensible obscenities.  Or the teenage single mother who aimed her child's pram directly at me and tried to use it as a battering ram to run me over.

All I was missing was a Somalian offering me a free sample, a rich prick from Poole with a yacht and some wannabe guidos trying to work on their tan by walking around topless, despite the fact it's almost always overcast and below 10 celsius here.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

Despite claims to the contrary it sounds like he lives in scotland :?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark