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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Less than twlve hours until I arrive in London town.


Pix, I'm not going to make it out of London this time, but maybe we'll be able to meet up when I go back to London in March?

Also, I must be retarded since I keep on using Ryanair to get to London, even though they are complete and utter twat-heads.

Aren't they the ones that want to charge for the bathrooms, and possibly have standing passengers or some shit?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 07:57:34 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Less than twlve hours until I arrive in London town.


Pix, I'm not going to make it out of London this time, but maybe we'll be able to meet up when I go back to London in March?

Also, I must be retarded since I keep on using Ryanair to get to London, even though they are complete and utter twat-heads.

Aren't they the ones that want to charge for the bathrooms, and possibly have standing passengers or some shit?

Yep. And I had to change the name for one of the tickets I ordered. Was charged $180 for it. That's $75 more than two return tickets cost.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 07:57:34 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Less than twlve hours until I arrive in London town.


Pix, I'm not going to make it out of London this time, but maybe we'll be able to meet up when I go back to London in March?

Also, I must be retarded since I keep on using Ryanair to get to London, even though they are complete and utter twat-heads.

Aren't they the ones that want to charge for the bathrooms, and possibly have standing passengers or some shit?

Yep. And I had to change the name for one of the tickets I ordered. Was charged $180 for it. That's $75 more than two return tickets cost.

Pee in the seatback pouch of the chair ahead of you.  That's still free.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

:lulz:



I tend to let people know when I don't like them, generally in the bluntest way possible without getting nasty: "I don't like you, please don't talk to me." This works most of time. They avoid me and we all live happily ever after.
But sometimes, sometimes someone special comes along, who doesn't get the broken record. I have one of those around again.

Advise me, O Wise Pee Dee, what do with this creepy, creepy person? The broken record doesn't work and my second tactic of totally ignoring him doesn't work. "Hi Garbo!" greets me every time we cross paths, once or twice a week. I actively hate this boy, which I thought I made pretty clear to him. Everyone knows my feelings, everyone we mutually know is creeped out by him to varying degrees, so there are no holds barred.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 22, 2012, 08:25:17 PM
:lulz:



I tend to let people know when I don't like them, generally in the bluntest way possible without getting nasty: "I don't like you, please don't talk to me." This works most of time. They avoid me and we all live happily ever after.
But sometimes, sometimes someone special comes along, who doesn't get the broken record. I have one of those around again.

Advise me, O Wise Pee Dee, what do with this creepy, creepy person? The broken record doesn't work and my second tactic of totally ignoring him doesn't work. "Hi Garbo!" greets me every time we cross paths, once or twice a week. I actively hate this boy, which I thought I made pretty clear to him. Everyone knows my feelings, everyone we mutually know is creeped out by him to varying degrees, so there are no holds barred.

Is all he's saying "Hi"?  Or is he also trying to chat you up?

In any case, I'd suggest going with the bad wiring approach. 

Him:  "Hi, Garbo!"

You:  "I'll cut you."

Him:  "What???"

You:  You heard me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 07:57:34 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Less than twlve hours until I arrive in London town.


Pix, I'm not going to make it out of London this time, but maybe we'll be able to meet up when I go back to London in March?

Also, I must be retarded since I keep on using Ryanair to get to London, even though they are complete and utter twat-heads.

Aren't they the ones that want to charge for the bathrooms, and possibly have standing passengers or some shit?

Yep. And I had to change the name for one of the tickets I ordered. Was charged $180 for it. That's $75 more than two return tickets cost.

Pee in the seatback pouch of the chair ahead of you.  That's still free.

I would, but they got rid of seatback pouches.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Juana

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 22, 2012, 08:25:17 PM
:lulz:



I tend to let people know when I don't like them, generally in the bluntest way possible without getting nasty: "I don't like you, please don't talk to me." This works most of time. They avoid me and we all live happily ever after.
But sometimes, sometimes someone special comes along, who doesn't get the broken record. I have one of those around again.

Advise me, O Wise Pee Dee, what do with this creepy, creepy person? The broken record doesn't work and my second tactic of totally ignoring him doesn't work. "Hi Garbo!" greets me every time we cross paths, once or twice a week. I actively hate this boy, which I thought I made pretty clear to him. Everyone knows my feelings, everyone we mutually know is creeped out by him to varying degrees, so there are no holds barred.

Is all he's saying "Hi"?  Or is he also trying to chat you up?

In any case, I'd suggest going with the bad wiring approach. 

Him:  "Hi, Garbo!"

You:  "I'll cut you."

Him:  "What???"

You:  You heard me.
It depends. Mostly he seems just wants to say hi (which, no, I've made it clear I don't like him or have any desire to talk to him for over a year and ignoring my request is grounds for telling him to fuck off no matter what), but sometimes he's trying to chat me up.

Bad wiring sounds good.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Juana

Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 08:31:20 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 07:57:34 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Less than twlve hours until I arrive in London town.


Pix, I'm not going to make it out of London this time, but maybe we'll be able to meet up when I go back to London in March?

Also, I must be retarded since I keep on using Ryanair to get to London, even though they are complete and utter twat-heads.

Aren't they the ones that want to charge for the bathrooms, and possibly have standing passengers or some shit?

Yep. And I had to change the name for one of the tickets I ordered. Was charged $180 for it. That's $75 more than two return tickets cost.

Pee in the seatback pouch of the chair ahead of you.  That's still free.

I would, but they got rid of seatback pouches.
You need to come visit the Amerispags some day.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 22, 2012, 09:07:21 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 08:31:20 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 07:57:34 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Less than twlve hours until I arrive in London town.


Pix, I'm not going to make it out of London this time, but maybe we'll be able to meet up when I go back to London in March?

Also, I must be retarded since I keep on using Ryanair to get to London, even though they are complete and utter twat-heads.

Aren't they the ones that want to charge for the bathrooms, and possibly have standing passengers or some shit?

Yep. And I had to change the name for one of the tickets I ordered. Was charged $180 for it. That's $75 more than two return tickets cost.

Pee in the seatback pouch of the chair ahead of you.  That's still free.

I would, but they got rid of seatback pouches.
You need to come visit the Amerispags some day.

Yes.  We have seatback pouches.

Silly Belgians.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

I'll make a 85% promise to come over for your next birthday, Roger, if you still want me to come visit.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 09:13:19 PM
I'll make a 85% promise to come over for your next birthday, Roger, if you still want me to come visit.

Of course I do.  My next birthday is in 9 days.

The one after that is in 374 days.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 09:13:59 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 09:13:19 PM
I'll make a 85% promise to come over for your next birthday, Roger, if you still want me to come visit.

Of course I do.  My next birthday is in 9 days.

The one after that is in 374 days.

I meant the one next year. Gives me time to get a full time job and actually have money to order a ticket overseas. fuckers are expensive.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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P3nT4gR4m

I'm still a year or two away from having the funds and a passport but I will be making a pilrgimage to Tuscon at some point. Sounds like that place could do with a healthy dose of me :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 22, 2012, 09:28:12 PM
I'm still a year or two away from having the funds and a passport but I will be making a pilrgimage to Tuscon at some point. Sounds like that place could do with a healthy dose of me :evil:

You'll have to bring your own garbage.  The sun destroys ours, you see, so you'll get homesick for Scotland almost the moment you step off the plane.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 09:17:44 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 09:13:59 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on October 22, 2012, 09:13:19 PM
I'll make a 85% promise to come over for your next birthday, Roger, if you still want me to come visit.

Of course I do.  My next birthday is in 9 days.

The one after that is in 374 days.

I meant the one next year. Gives me time to get a full time job and actually have money to order a ticket overseas. fuckers are expensive.

You guys should coordinate your trip.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.