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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#870
October 22, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 10:22:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 22, 2012, 09:28:12 PM
I'm still a year or two away from having the funds and a passport but I will be making a pilrgimage to Tuscon at some point. Sounds like that place could do with a healthy dose of me :evil:

You'll have to bring your own garbage.  The sun destroys ours, you see, so you'll get homesick for Scotland almost the moment you step off the plane.

Does ... not ... compute :um:


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#871
October 22, 2012, 11:01:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 22, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 10:22:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 22, 2012, 09:28:12 PM
I'm still a year or two away from having the funds and a passport but I will be making a pilrgimage to Tuscon at some point. Sounds like that place could do with a healthy dose of me :evil:

You'll have to bring your own garbage.  The sun destroys ours, you see, so you'll get homesick for Scotland almost the moment you step off the plane.

Does ... not ... compute :um:

Imagine every Lawrence of Arabia movie you've ever seen.  Now imagine watching them while someone gives you a bath with a blowtorch.

Of course, if you're here in the spring (October - March), it's usually not far over 100F.  Which is something like 10 hectares in metric.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#872
October 22, 2012, 11:03:37 PM
I think next year for my birthday I will get myself the gift of TO THE WALL Tuscon Style, while at the same time blessing Man Yellow with my presence on his birthday.

The Good Reverend Roger

#873
October 22, 2012, 11:11:18 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 22, 2012, 11:03:37 PM
I think next year for my birthday I will get myself the gift of TO THE WALL Tuscon Style, while at the same time blessing Man Yellow with my presence on his birthday.

Oh, dear.  Sounds like a mob in the making.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#874
October 22, 2012, 11:31:39 PM
Hmmm. Well see wht im doing academically at the time.
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Luna

#875
October 23, 2012, 12:03:04 AM
A year?  I'd BETTER be in a better financial place, by then.

Post a "decent upon Tuscon" thread, ya bastards.

TGRR, at this rate, we're gonna need info on a local hotel.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Juana

#876
October 23, 2012, 12:25:04 AM
Tucson is in a lot of trouble. :lulz:
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#877
October 23, 2012, 01:36:04 AM
Still at work.

Hate you all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#878
October 23, 2012, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 01:36:04 AM
Still at work.

Hate you all.

Watching debate.  I spat wine on my keyboard in the first exchange, when Romney said "promoting gender equality" is one of the keys to getting those durned Muslims straight.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#879
October 23, 2012, 03:48:22 AM
I liked the part when Romney was saying that the air force has less planes than in 1947, so Obama said something like "Yes, and the military has fewer horses too, we have high tech stuff now".
:lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#880
October 23, 2012, 03:49:48 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 23, 2012, 03:48:22 AM
I liked the part when Romney was saying that the air force has less planes than in 1947, so Obama said something like "Yes, and the military has fewer horses too, we have high tech stuff now".
:lulz:

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#881
October 23, 2012, 04:24:41 AM
It's 5 fucking :22 in the morning. I am at the airport, waiting for kinda-sorta to arrive. I've had too little sleep, as usual, and way too much caffeine. I am also cold to the bones, and my paycheck is late.
Grumpy now.
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Aucoq

#882
October 23, 2012, 11:48:35 AM
Man I feel lucky.

So I'm driving down a highway.  It's just before 4:30 so the traffic is still pretty light.  It's just two other cars and mine, the two cars slightly ahead of me.  I'm in the far right lane.  One's in the middle.  And the other's in the left lane. 

Since there wasn't much traffic I was kind of off in my own head, lost in my thoughts.  I wasn't totally tuned out like when you're daydreaming.  I was in that place where you're still aware of what's happening around you, but you're not completely focused on your surroundings.  Ironically, I was thinking about how I want to join the navy and hope I get to sometime before I die.  Which led me to thinking about Death (the personification not the concept), the Danse Macabre, and the idea behind that about how death is universal and how you never know when it's your time.

Anyways, so I see a lot of sets of headlights.  I don't give them much attention since it's just the cars on the other side of the highway.  As we're rounding a curve, I see the brake lights on the two cars to my left light up.  That snaps my attention back to what's happening around me.  All of a sudden a pair of headlights in the far left lane, which I thought was on the other side of the highway, swerves in front of the other two cars towards my lane.  Some jackass was heading the wrong way on the highway.  Before my brain had time to register what was happening, the car swerved out of my lane, did a U-turn, and sped off down a turnpike that we were quickly approaching a second before I reached where he had been.

Now there's a concrete barrier between the two sides of the highway so I don't know if the idiot had missed his exit and didn't have a single brain cell to tell him turning around on the highway and giving the exit a second go was a stupid idea.  Or if it was someone wanting to kill himself and decided at the last second he wanted to live (a popular form of suicide here is to drive the wrong way down a highway and slam head first into oncoming traffic).  But if he hadn't turned I know for a fact that my brain wouldn't have processed the scene and then an appropriate response quickly enough for me not to run into him going seventy miles per hour.  I would've been fucked.

I just can't wrap my head around the idea that someone made the conscious decision to go down the wrong side of one of the busier highways in the city.  And on top of that to decide to do it on one of the highway's few curves/turns so you can't even see what's fucking coming.  I simply can't understand how someone could be so fucking brain dead or completely oblivious to the consequences of one's actions that they'd decide to do that.

But hey, even though my experience was nothing close to being a near-death experience, it was enough of a close call for me to feel the frigid air of the Long Winter on the back of my neck and realize I need to double-time my shit if I want to experience life before I'm out of the game for good.
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#883
October 23, 2012, 03:19:07 PM
Okay, I've written 2 anon response threads in about 7 days, and my PM box is STILL filling up.

What is wrong with these people?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#884
October 23, 2012, 03:29:27 PM
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