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Started by AFK, October 10, 2012, 12:49:13 AM

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AFK

October 10, 2012, 12:49:13 AM
I made voodoo dolls for all of you and jammed pipe cleaners everywhere, and I fucking mean EVERYWHERE.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#1
October 10, 2012, 12:52:41 AM
I stole your kids halloween stash and left only the Mallow Cups.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#2
October 10, 2012, 12:54:54 AM
I signed you all up for the Best of the Late 90's Record of the Month club.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#3
October 10, 2012, 12:57:42 AM
I secretly replaced all of your Pepsi with Tab.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
October 10, 2012, 12:59:26 AM
Why?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#5
October 10, 2012, 01:07:14 AM
Gas
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lenin McCarthy

#6
October 10, 2012, 02:04:57 AM
I broke into your house and mispaired all your socks.

AFK

#7
October 10, 2012, 02:12:02 AM
Pfft!  My wife already does that.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

EK WAFFLR

#8
October 10, 2012, 02:42:23 AM
I sewed shrimp in your trouser hemps.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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LMNO

#9
October 10, 2012, 02:50:28 AM
I forged a vote in ballot and made you vote for Ron Paul.

Signora Pæsior

#10
October 10, 2012, 03:06:57 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 10, 2012, 12:49:13 AM
I made voodoo dolls for all of you and jammed pipe cleaners everywhere, and I fucking mean EVERYWHERE.

Oh, THAT'S what that was.

It wasn't exactly unpleasant.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
October 10, 2012, 03:11:05 AM
I put you on the Arizona Tea Party email list.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
October 10, 2012, 04:29:45 AM
I put sand in your KY.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
October 10, 2012, 04:32:06 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

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October 10, 2012, 04:48:22 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 10, 2012, 04:32:06 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 10, 2012, 04:29:45 AM
I put sand in your KY.

I put KY in your sandbox.

I'm not telling you where I put the Astroglide.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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