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Here's what you fuckers don't understand about Hirley0.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 11, 2012, 02:56:07 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 11, 2012, 02:56:07 AM
Hirley0 lives in a bubble made out of math.  In that bubble, it is SILENT, so he can actually THINK.  That's why his posts seem so strange...HE isn't fucked up, EVERYBODY ELSE IS.  It LOOKS like he's talking in color or in mathematics or both, but that's just because YOUR HEAD IS FUCKED UP, so HIS posts don't make sense to you.

It's also why he can see what's really going on, and you can't.  He tries to tell you, but you just go BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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October 11, 2012, 04:46:19 AM
I am terrified that this might be right.

Mostly because, once in awhile, he actually is starting to make SENSE...

Fuck, right before bed.  Now I'mma have nightmares.
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October 11, 2012, 05:33:06 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 02:56:07 AM
Hirley0 lives in a bubble made out of math.  In that bubble, it is SILENT, so he can actually THINK.  That's why his posts seem so strange...HE isn't fucked up, EVERYBODY ELSE IS.  It LOOKS like he's talking in color or in mathematics or both, but that's just because YOUR HEAD IS FUCKED UP, so HIS posts don't make sense to you.

It's also why he can see what's really going on, and you can't.  He tries to tell you, but you just go BLAH BLAH BLAH.

This is all 100% true.
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October 11, 2012, 01:03:51 PM
More than once I've wanted to live in Hirley0's bubble.
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