BREAKING NEWS!

[AFK]

Coming up at 5:  Six terrified as reports surface that Seven ate Nine on 10/11/12.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I need to get a smartphone.

[EK WAFFLR]

 

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Mwa-ha-ha!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

He laughs. Further evidence that the purpose of puns is to make other people suffer.

[EK WAFFLR]

Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."

Porter Wagoner.
Joke ROONT.

[EK WAFFLR]

Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."

Porter Wagoner.
Joke ROONT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."

Porter Wagoner.
Joke ROONT.

Fact:  Porter Wagoner is a TITAN among country singers.  He and Johnny Cash were like Elton John & Bernie Taupin.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."

Porter Wagoner.
Joke ROONT.

Fact:  Porter Wagoner is a TITAN among country singers.  He and Johnny Cash were like Elton John & Bernie Taupin.

"Fact is, Porter Wagoner, Johnny Cash, Buck Owens, and Hank Williams Sr. understood the horror of the American Dream, and you don't. If you DID, you'd be writing shit like "The Green, Green Grass of Home" and "I Don't Remember Loving You", while you turned your liver into something resembling a large smelly cheese."
- Doktor Howl