Dear humanity

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Canada isn't part of Europe? 

[Internet Jesus]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Canada isn't part of Europe? 

Nope.  They're just prospecting for the club, but they'll never get voted in as a fully patched member.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Canada isn't part of Europe? 

Not all Iron Curtain nations were in Europe, Nigel.

[Cain]

A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

[Mangrove]

A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

Proper response:  "Yes.  We're lost."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?

[Mangrove]

A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

Proper response:  "Yes.  We're lost."

[Mangrove]

A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?

Sadly no. If Christina Applegate was showing up in my biology classes, I would've taken more interest. I think my biology teacher said something along the lines of: "No Claire....we don't eat human eggs because it's not economically viable."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?

Sadly no. If Christina Applegate was showing up in my biology classes, I would've taken more interest. I think my biology teacher said something along the lines of: "No Claire....we don't eat human eggs because it's not economically viable."

Kelly Bundy without the looks or the bong hits. 

[NrrdGrrl]

I can't tell anymore if it's genetics or the lack of effort (laziness) in educating oneself.