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Started by Epimetheus, October 18, 2012, 02:44:29 AM

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October 18, 2012, 02:44:29 AM
Specimen F5A
It is rumored that F5A has exactly the same melting point
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 18, 2012, 02:45:33 AM
 :lulz:

MY F5 BRINGS ALL THE MUTANTS TO THE YARD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

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October 18, 2012, 04:28:30 AM
Dude....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

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Epimetheus

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October 18, 2012, 08:37:04 AM
F5B
This plucky lil' beast promises a long life with slow loading speed.
Durable for those angry argument threads where your F5-finger breaks through an ordinary keyboard.
Young, dumb, and ready to get clicked ;)
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Aucoq

#4
October 18, 2012, 09:08:31 AM
Haha, these are great Epimetheus!  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 18, 2012, 06:02:10 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 18, 2012, 02:44:29 AM
Specimen F5A
It is rumored that F5A has exactly the same melting point


Oddly, this is also pretty close to what I imagine LMNO looking like when he lets his guard down.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

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October 18, 2012, 08:09:28 PM
Needs to be climbing out of a toilet like this guy:

                                         F5 - LIKE FLUSHING IN REVERSE
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