The Gospel of Teabagger Jesus

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The reworked lords prayer almost made me choke on my clove just now

[Verbal Mike]

Awesome. FB'd.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

FB'ed as well. Lets see how many shares this thing gets... 

[Juana]

1. I believe in Koch, the Men almighty, creator of jobs and bread.
2. I believe in Teabagger Christ, Their only Son, our Lord.
3. He was conceived by the power of the Invisible Hand and born of the Astronturf.
4. He suffered under Barack Obama, was crucified, died, and was buried.
5. He descended to the taxpayers. On the third day he rose again.
6. He ascended into the One Percent and is seated at the right hand of the Koch.
7. He will come again to judge the patriots and the socialists.
8. I believe in the Invisible Hand,
9. the holy Captains of Industry the communion of CEOs,
10. the forgiveness of poverty,
11. the resurrection of the golden age,
12. and personal prosperity everlasting.
Amen.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

In the name of the dollar and of the sum and of the holy rollers as it was with the founders is now and ever shall be a world with our spend amen

[tyrannosaurus vex]

1. I believe in Koch, the Men almighty, creator of jobs and bread.
2. I believe in Teabagger Christ, Their only Son, our Lord.
3. He was conceived by the power of the Invisible Hand and born of the Astronturf.
4. He suffered under Barack Obama, was crucified, died, and was buried.
5. He descended to the taxpayers. On the third day he rose again.
6. He ascended into the One Percent and is seated at the right hand of the Koch.
7. He will come again to judge the patriots and the socialists.
8. I believe in the Invisible Hand,
9. the holy Captains of Industry the communion of CEOs,
10. the forgiveness of poverty,
11. the resurrection of the golden age,
12. and personal prosperity everlasting.
Amen.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Bail mary morgan chase the board is with thee. Blessed art thou among criminals and blessed is the loot of thy womb seized. Holy mary mother of fraud pay for us winners now and at the hour of our debt

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  This is some awesomeness!

[Juana]

1. I believe in Koch, the Men almighty, creator of jobs and bread.
2. I believe in Teabagger Christ, Their only Son, our Lord.
3. He was conceived by the power of the Invisible Hand and born of the Astronturf.
4. He suffered under Barack Obama, was crucified, died, and was buried.
5. He descended to the taxpayers. On the third day he rose again.
6. He ascended into the One Percent and is seated at the right hand of the Koch.
7. He will come again to judge the patriots and the socialists.
8. I believe in the Invisible Hand,
9. the holy Captains of Industry the communion of CEOs,
10. the forgiveness of poverty,
11. the resurrection of the golden age,
12. and personal prosperity everlasting.
Amen.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hail, holy Greed, Mother of purses, hail, our fief, our discreetness and our grope. To thee do we cry, "more brainwashed children of Thieve!" to thee do we spend up our sighs, scorning and keeping in this vale of fears. Turn then, most gracious Advocate, thy crack team of mercilessness towards fuss, and after this our beguile, show unto us the blessed boot of thy tomb, and diseases, O merciless, O shoving, O cheat Surgeon Wary!