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ITT you give me medical advice for which you are not legally responsible

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 22, 2012, 01:20:47 AM

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Forsooth

Looks like a moderately severe allergic reaction to insect bits (or maybe fleas of some sort)

If Benadryl alone doesn't help, try pepcid (famotidine) along with it

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Quote from: Forsooth on October 23, 2012, 08:55:54 PM
Looks like a moderately severe allergic reaction to insect bits (or maybe fleas of some sort)

If Benadryl alone doesn't help, try pepcid (famotidine) along with it

Pretty sure he already had an actual diagnosis from one of them high-falutin' "doctors".

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2012, 08:57:23 PM
Needs more Homeopathy ITT.

And some herbal tea1.  That shit always works.






1 As opposed to tea not made from herbs.  Sort of like how there's organic food and inorganic food.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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tyrannosaurus vex

Apparently the condition is some kind of auto-immune disorder, where his cells have converted to Catholicism and have begun punishing themselves for the sin of becoming infected with a cold virus. This is Intelligent Design at work.

But we are actually practicing homeopathy for him: We are treating him with actual prescribed medications, but he is breathing air in which the word "homeopathy" has been spoken at least once in the past.
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Forsooth

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 08:56:58 PM
Quote from: Forsooth on October 23, 2012, 08:55:54 PM
Looks like a moderately severe allergic reaction to insect bits (or maybe fleas of some sort)

If Benadryl alone doesn't help, try pepcid (famotidine) along with it

Pretty sure he already had an actual diagnosis from one of them high-falutin' "doctors".

apologies, typed my reply from my phone, didn't see the past day's worth of posts


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Shit, I hope little dude recovers quickly and without complications!
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Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2012, 08:57:23 PM
Needs more Homeopathy ITT.

And some herbal tea1.  That shit always works.






1 As opposed to tea not made from herbs.  Sort of like how there's organic food and inorganic food.

Non-herbal tea would be water, which would still have the memory of the herbs in it, ergo, non-herbal tea is homeopathic.

Quote from: Man Green on October 23, 2012, 10:08:59 PM
Shit, I hope little dude recovers quickly and without complications!

Also this.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Man Green on October 23, 2012, 10:08:59 PM
Shit, I hope little dude recovers quickly and without complications!

Thanks. I'm sure he will improve, eventually.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: American Jackal on October 23, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2012, 08:57:23 PM
Needs more Homeopathy ITT.

And some herbal tea1.  That shit always works.






1 As opposed to tea not made from herbs.  Sort of like how there's organic food and inorganic food.

Non-herbal tea would be water, which would still have the memory of the herbs in it, ergo, non-herbal tea is homeopathic.

Quote from: Man Green on October 23, 2012, 10:08:59 PM
Shit, I hope little dude recovers quickly and without complications!

Also this.

You know what annoys me more than "herbal tea"? "Decaf herbal tea".

It's NOT DECAFFEINATED if it NEVER HAD CAFFEINE IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Bugs the shit out of me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Man Green on October 24, 2012, 01:22:38 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 23, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2012, 08:57:23 PM
Needs more Homeopathy ITT.

And some herbal tea1.  That shit always works.






1 As opposed to tea not made from herbs.  Sort of like how there's organic food and inorganic food.

Non-herbal tea would be water, which would still have the memory of the herbs in it, ergo, non-herbal tea is homeopathic.

Quote from: Man Green on October 23, 2012, 10:08:59 PM
Shit, I hope little dude recovers quickly and without complications!

Also this.

You know what annoys me more than "herbal tea"? "Decaf herbal tea".

It's NOT DECAFFEINATED if it NEVER HAD CAFFEINE IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Bugs the shit out of me.

Wouldn;t that be decaf green tea, which is technically decaf herbal tea? Or is this herbal tea in the common "has other random plant bits steeped in water that never had caffeine in the first place"?


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Quote from: American Jackal on October 24, 2012, 02:05:40 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 24, 2012, 01:22:38 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 23, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2012, 08:57:23 PM
Needs more Homeopathy ITT.

And some herbal tea1.  That shit always works.






1 As opposed to tea not made from herbs.  Sort of like how there's organic food and inorganic food.

Non-herbal tea would be water, which would still have the memory of the herbs in it, ergo, non-herbal tea is homeopathic.

Quote from: Man Green on October 23, 2012, 10:08:59 PM
Shit, I hope little dude recovers quickly and without complications!

Also this.

You know what annoys me more than "herbal tea"? "Decaf herbal tea".

It's NOT DECAFFEINATED if it NEVER HAD CAFFEINE IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Bugs the shit out of me.

Wouldn;t that be decaf green tea, which is technically decaf herbal tea? Or is this herbal tea in the common "has other random plant bits steeped in water that never had caffeine in the first place"?


All "tea" that is actually tea comes from the Camellia sinensis plant. Everything else that you pour boiling water on and steep for a while is "herbal tea" meaning that none of it actually tea. It's some herbs and shit that you poured boiling water on and slurped into your belly like some sort of animal.
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Quote from: Net on October 24, 2012, 09:45:35 AM
All "tea" that is actually tea comes from the Camellia sinensis plant. Everything else that you pour boiling water on and steep for a while is "herbal tea" meaning that none of it actually tea. It's some herbs and shit that you poured boiling water on and slurped into your belly like some sort of animal.

Now that's some fine herbal racism for ya!
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Quote from: Net on October 24, 2012, 09:45:35 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 24, 2012, 02:05:40 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 24, 2012, 01:22:38 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 23, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2012, 08:57:23 PM
Needs more Homeopathy ITT.

And some herbal tea1.  That shit always works.






1 As opposed to tea not made from herbs.  Sort of like how there's organic food and inorganic food.

Non-herbal tea would be water, which would still have the memory of the herbs in it, ergo, non-herbal tea is homeopathic.

Quote from: Man Green on October 23, 2012, 10:08:59 PM
Shit, I hope little dude recovers quickly and without complications!

Also this.

You know what annoys me more than "herbal tea"? "Decaf herbal tea".

It's NOT DECAFFEINATED if it NEVER HAD CAFFEINE IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Bugs the shit out of me.

Wouldn;t that be decaf green tea, which is technically decaf herbal tea? Or is this herbal tea in the common "has other random plant bits steeped in water that never had caffeine in the first place"?


All "tea" that is actually tea comes from the Camellia sinensis plant. Everything else that you pour boiling water on and steep for a while is "herbal tea" meaning that none of it actually tea. It's some herbs and shit that you poured boiling water on and slurped into your belly like some sort of animal.

Herbal "Tea" is a random bullshit infusion, in a cup. It's called tea because the hippies that make it were too lazy and/or pachoulli-addled to come up with their own name for it so they called it something that already existed and it patently isn't.

Fuck any hot drink that doesn't have caffeine in. Pour me a cup sometime and see what happens to you when I work out I've been had  :argh!:

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Quote from: Net on October 24, 2012, 09:45:35 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 24, 2012, 02:05:40 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 24, 2012, 01:22:38 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 23, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 23, 2012, 08:58:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2012, 08:57:23 PM
Needs more Homeopathy ITT.

And some herbal tea1.  That shit always works.






1 As opposed to tea not made from herbs.  Sort of like how there's organic food and inorganic food.

Non-herbal tea would be water, which would still have the memory of the herbs in it, ergo, non-herbal tea is homeopathic.

Quote from: Man Green on October 23, 2012, 10:08:59 PM
Shit, I hope little dude recovers quickly and without complications!

Also this.

You know what annoys me more than "herbal tea"? "Decaf herbal tea".

It's NOT DECAFFEINATED if it NEVER HAD CAFFEINE IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Bugs the shit out of me.

Wouldn;t that be decaf green tea, which is technically decaf herbal tea? Or is this herbal tea in the common "has other random plant bits steeped in water that never had caffeine in the first place"?


All "tea" that is actually tea comes from the Camellia sinensis plant. Everything else that you pour boiling water on and steep for a while is "herbal tea" meaning that none of it actually tea. It's some herbs and shit that you poured boiling water on and slurped into your belly like some sort of animal.


Technically, "herbal tea" is a complete misnomer. It would be a tisane or an infusion, not a tea. But tea became so popular that we started calling all tisanes "tea", and distinguishing them from real tea by calling them "herbal".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."