Mental Health Question

[hooplala]

I love that this thread drifted into breakfast food... but I take issue with pancakes being described as disgusting.  Pancakes are fucking delicious.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've decided to revert my diet, as much as I can, to what I ate when I was living by myself when I was younger. It was possibly a slightly odd diet, but a very healthy one and I did well on it. I changed it when I married because my husband found it peculiar, but I don't have one of those anymore so I don't care. It was basically chicken, fish, beans, brown rice, berries, and vegetables, with occasional fruit and venison, and that's it.

Um, that's pretty much precisely what my doctor told me to eat.  Except take out venison, add turkey.

I forgot eggs.

But yeah, it's really healthy, but my husband thought brown rice and chicken for breakfast was weird, and didn't really understand the concept of eating the same thing three times a day until it was gone.

Fucking Americans.

No eggs.

But I never eat "breakfast food".  This morning's breakfast was mashed potatos and chicken sausage.

I don't understand "breakfast food". It makes no fucking sense to me.

Also, pancakes. A. they're disgusting, and B. IT'S CAKE. WITH SYRUP ON IT. WHAT THE SHIT THAT ISN'T A MEAL.

FRIED cake. They suck up the oil in the pan like nobody's business. Then people jam pats of butter between them and drown them in syrup.

I actually don't mind the taste. I just hate the way I feel after eating them, even sans butter and with minimal syrup. Like there's a brick in my stomach and I need to drink a gallon of water and go back to bed.

[Reginald Ret]

I've decided to revert my diet, as much as I can, to what I ate when I was living by myself when I was younger. It was possibly a slightly odd diet, but a very healthy one and I did well on it. I changed it when I married because my husband found it peculiar, but I don't have one of those anymore so I don't care. It was basically chicken, fish, beans, brown rice, berries, and vegetables, with occasional fruit and venison, and that's it.

Um, that's pretty much precisely what my doctor told me to eat.  Except take out venison, add turkey.

I forgot eggs.

But yeah, it's really healthy, but my husband thought brown rice and chicken for breakfast was weird, and didn't really understand the concept of eating the same thing three times a day until it was gone.

Fucking Americans.

No eggs.

But I never eat "breakfast food".  This morning's breakfast was mashed potatos and chicken sausage.

I don't understand "breakfast food". It makes no fucking sense to me.

Also, pancakes. A. they're disgusting, and B. IT'S CAKE. WITH SYRUP ON IT. WHAT THE SHIT THAT ISN'T A MEAL.

FRIED cake. They suck up the oil in the pan like nobody's business. Then people jam pats of butter between them and drown them in syrup.

I actually don't mind the taste. I just hate the way I feel after eating them, even sans butter and with minimal syrup. Like there's a brick in my stomach and I need to drink a gallon of water and go back to bed.

Yeah? I loved that feeling. It meant my stomach will stop screaming FEED ME for 4-6 hours. That used to be so rare it made me very happy. The only thing that worked better was lots and lots of meat. That gave me about 6-12 hours of that, meaning i got to sleep a full night without waking up with hungercramps. I'm just lucky the hunger didn't wake me up at night, though starting your day with a doubled-over-from-hungercramps sprint to the kitchen isn't fun.
I'm glad that's over btw.

[hooplala]

Here's an important question... is it "see-rup" or "sur-rup"?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Here's an important question... is it "see-rup" or "sur-rup"?

Sur-rup of course. Only godless southerners use "see-rup".

[trippinprincezz13]

si-rup

[P3nT4gR4m]

si-rup

THIS! You bunch of fucking heathens 

[LMNO]

It's pronounced, "That shit that inevitably drips down the side of the bottle and leaves a fucking mess on the countertop that no one bothers to clean up and evetually attracts an entire nest of ants."

[hooplala]

It's pronounced, "That shit that inevitably drips down the side of the bottle and leaves a fucking mess on the countertop that no one bothers to clean up and evetually attracts an entire nest of ants."

I like ants.  Makes me feel like I'm in a Dali painting.

[Cain]

You say that now, but just wait until they start burrowing into your skin while you sleep and crawling around all night long.

They will leave, but that just means people will think you're crazy when you tell them about it.

[Mangrove]

You say that now, but just wait until they start burrowing into your skin while you sleep and crawling around all night long.

They will leave, but that just means people will think you're crazy when you tell them about it.

Nicely played, sir. This mental health thread that turned into a breakfast thread is a mental health thread once more.

[Kai]

You say that now, but just wait until they start burrowing into your skin while you sleep and crawling around all night long.

They will leave, but that just means people will think you're crazy when you tell them about it.

Yes, yes we will. You aren't really an Entomologist till you've had your first run in with one of these people.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love that this thread drifted into breakfast food... but I take issue with pancakes being described as disgusting.  Pancakes are fucking delicious.

I don't like 'em.

OK, I've had maybe a couple in my life that I thought were ok, but mostly I think they're nasty. *I* can't even make pancakes I like.

[LHX]

Such a great thread

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Here's an important question... is it "see-rup" or "sur-rup"?

Sur-rup of course. Only godless southerners use "see-rup".

EXCUSE ME, WE SAY "SURP".

I don't say "surp", I say "seer-up". But that might not even be correct.