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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2013, 03:02:56 pm »
One day, he'll Show Us All.

And then sell the DVD of him doing it.

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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2013, 03:10:49 pm »
One day, he'll Show Us All.

And then sell the DVD of him someone else doing it.

Fixed that for ya.
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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2013, 03:54:55 pm »
True.

As an aside, I can explain exactly where Gavriel went wrong.  But only if he wants me to.  Let's see if he is open to learning.

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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2013, 03:59:24 pm »
True.

As an aside, I can explain exactly where Gavriel went wrong.  But only if he wants me to.  Let's see if he is open to learning.


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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2013, 06:10:50 pm »
You know, SOME Discordians are very, very active. Some of them even manage to Keep Their Fuckinf Mouths Shut about it to attract LESS attention.

BTW, the whole Sell Peace Like Soap has been done, and failed.

If the OP bothered to look at the shit that's here instead of skimm...

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? ERIS BOBBLEHEADS?!

*SLAMS MONEY ON COUNTER*
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« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2013, 06:13:21 pm »
You know, SOME Discordians are very, very active. Some of them even manage to Keep Their Fuckinf Mouths Shut about it to attract LESS attention.

BTW, the whole Sell Peace Like Soap has been done, and failed.

If the OP bothered to look at the shit that's here instead of skimm...

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? ERIS BOBBLEHEADS?!

*SLAMS MONEY ON COUNTER*

WAYYYYY back in 2003, I warned everyone that this would happen.

First, there'd be some tool trying to trademark the whole idea.

Then, Hasbro.
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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2013, 06:18:35 pm »
You know, SOME Discordians are very, very active. Some of them even manage to Keep Their Fuckinf Mouths Shut about it to attract LESS attention.

BTW, the whole Sell Peace Like Soap has been done, and failed.

If the OP bothered to look at the shit that's here instead of skimm...

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? ERIS BOBBLEHEADS?!

*SLAMS MONEY ON COUNTER*

WAYYYYY back in 2003, I warned everyone that this would happen.

First, there'd be some tool trying to trademark the whole idea.

Then, Hasbro.

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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2013, 06:21:13 pm »
Regarding the band, they don't completely suck. They're sort of like a 90's rock-metal Dresden Dolls, but cutesier. I know that doesn't make much sense, but check the videos on their website if you want to know what that sounds like.

Not my tea, but I'm sure they have a decent fan base.

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« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2013, 06:23:05 pm »
Regarding the band, they don't completely suck. They're sort of like a 90's rock-metal Dresden Dolls, but cutesier. I know that doesn't make much sense, but check the videos on their website if you want to know what that sounds like.

Not my tea, but I'm sure they have a decent fan base.

Well, it's certainly a good thing that Gavriel volunteered to be their PR guy/agent.

They might never have gone anywhere.

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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #69 on: January 25, 2013, 10:40:59 pm »
Regarding the band, they don't completely suck. They're sort of like a 90's rock-metal Dresden Dolls, but cutesier. I know that doesn't make much sense, but check the videos on their website if you want to know what that sounds like.

Not my tea, but I'm sure they have a decent fan base.

Well, it's certainly a good thing that Gavriel volunteered to be their PR guy/agent.

They might never have gone anywhere.

 :lulz:

He's a lifsaver, isn't he?  :treefucker:

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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #70 on: January 25, 2013, 11:02:49 pm »
True.

As an aside, I can explain exactly where Gavriel went wrong.  But only if he wants me to.  Let's see if he is open to learning.


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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2013, 12:07:07 pm »
True.

As an aside, I can explain exactly where Gavriel went wrong.  But only if he wants me to.  Let's see if he is open to learning.


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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #72 on: January 26, 2013, 05:55:54 pm »
Along the right lines.

I want to give Gavriel a couple more days though.

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« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2013, 06:52:12 pm »
Along the right lines.

I want to give Gavriel a couple more days though.

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Re: Discordian Commerce Guild
« Reply #74 on: January 27, 2013, 05:57:08 pm »
Gavriel's around.  He was just over at the FB discordian group, defending racism.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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