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UNLIMITED "Middle age man pretends to be a teenage girl on the internet" thread

Started by Miley Spears, October 26, 2012, 07:18:42 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:40:36 PM
I also love how everyone on PD is my mindless slave.

DANCE FOR ME, FOOLS! 

DANCE, I SAID!

7,539,670 MITTENS!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:42:13 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:37:29 PM
Maybe we should have a peace and love section where no one is allowed to say anything mean or negative. Just to see what happens. :lulz:

Fuck that shit, Goth.   :lulz:

I'M SO GOTHY

GOTHY GOTH GOTH

AND I LIKE TO THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOTHS DO.  :lol:

I had no idea that Goths were an angry mob! OH HOLY SHIT WAIT. I think they got something right:



Yep. That's an angry mob all right. An angry Black mob of Goths.

NOT BLACK ENOUGH.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:42:13 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:37:29 PM
Maybe we should have a peace and love section where no one is allowed to say anything mean or negative. Just to see what happens. :lulz:

Fuck that shit, Goth.   :lulz:

I'M SO GOTHY

GOTHY GOTH GOTH

AND I LIKE TO THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOTHS DO.  :lol:

I had no idea that Goths were an angry mob! OH HOLY SHIT WAIT. I think they got something right:



Yep. That's an angry mob all right. An angry Black mob of Goths.

NOT BLACK ENOUGH.

It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

I feel that a response is in order.

Does anyone here have an account on ED?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM

It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.

Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.

Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson.  That might make them happy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I feel that a response is in order.

Does anyone here have an account on ED?

I was under the impression tha Faust did.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I am not sure whether to :lol: or :horrormirth: at the description of Ratatosk. That's actually the most viciously condemning thing in the whole article.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I feel that a response is in order.

Does anyone here have an account on ED?

Naw, they booted me off for insisting on writing up articles about the Island Nation of Salazore.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM

It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.

Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.

Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson.  That might make them happy.

But notice, the nice White people in the painting are being brutally victimized by the awful Black mob of Nigels.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 08:46:41 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I feel that a response is in order.

Does anyone here have an account on ED?

Naw, they booted me off for insisting on writing up articles about the Island Nation of Salazore.

Can you blame them?  I mean, I can't order steel from North Korea, right?

Until Enrico is reinstalled in his rightful place as ruler, Salizore SHOULD face these sorts of sanctions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:47:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM

It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.

Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.

Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson.  That might make them happy.

But notice, the nice White people in the painting are being brutally victimized by the awful Black mob of Nigels.

Oh, yes, you're right.

Carry on. 

NIGEL:  WILL PILLAGE YOUR VILLAGE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 08:46:41 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I feel that a response is in order.

Does anyone here have an account on ED?

Naw, they booted me off for insisting on writing up articles about the Island Nation of Salazore.

Can you blame them?  I mean, I can't order steel from North Korea, right?

Until Enrico is reinstalled in his rightful place as ruler, Salizore SHOULD face these sorts of sanctions.

You make an excellent point.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

I like the statement that Uncle BadTouch made here that Cainad helped write the article, implying that any upset at the article would be partially his fault.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

Quote from: Miley Spears on October 26, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
Silly. I'm a registered SCA, ACLU, and PETA member you can find all those online, and you can see my articles on Uncyclopedia where Cainad was my mentor.   :)

If I'm Rev. Uncle BadTouch I'm also Alan Moore, Rev. Pee Kitty, Rev. Ivan Stang, and Sondra London.

But I'm not arguing anymore I know how you peeps are master baiters.  :wink:

This is pretty pathetic, even for you.

Hey guys, speaking of which, check out my new Twitter account.