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UNLIMITED "Middle age man pretends to be a teenage girl on the internet" thread

Started by Miley Spears, October 26, 2012, 07:18:42 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
October 26, 2012, 08:51:33 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 26, 2012, 08:50:11 PM
I like the statement that Uncle BadTouch made here that Cainad helped write the article, implying that any upset at the article would be partially his fault.

The only thing I have to say about that is that Cainad is too nice for his own good.

Anyway, I will be writing a rebuttal to this.  Will be posted sometime this evening.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
October 26, 2012, 08:53:51 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:47:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM

It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.

Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.

Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson.  That might make them happy.

But notice, the nice White people in the painting are being brutally victimized by the awful Black mob of Nigels.

Oh, yes, you're right.

Carry on. 

NIGEL:  WILL PILLAGE YOUR VILLAGE.

LIKE THE ANGRY VISIGOTH MOB THAT I AM.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
October 26, 2012, 08:54:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 08:50:14 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on October 26, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
Silly. I'm a registered SCA, ACLU, and PETA member you can find all those online, and you can see my articles on Uncyclopedia where Cainad was my mentor.   :)

If I'm Rev. Uncle BadTouch I'm also Alan Moore, Rev. Pee Kitty, Rev. Ivan Stang, and Sondra London.

But I'm not arguing anymore I know how you peeps are master baiters.  :wink:

This is pretty pathetic, even for you.

Hey guys, speaking of which, check out my new Twitter account.

:lulz:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#48
October 27, 2012, 02:26:01 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
I love Number_Six's cameo on the page. It might possibly be the best part.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
October 27, 2012, 04:24:51 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 27, 2012, 02:26:01 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
I love Number_Six's cameo on the page. It might possibly be the best part.

Oh yeah, what the hell was that?  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#50
October 27, 2012, 05:11:39 AM
Someone earlier mentioned anime avatars and untrustworthyness:

To be specific, that's moe (?), a particularly squicktastic segment of anime, portraying underage girls in just barely not-porn style.

Only people I know who like moe are creepers.

Internet Jesus

#51
October 27, 2012, 05:15:00 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 27, 2012, 05:11:39 AM
Someone earlier mentioned anime avatars and untrustworthyness:

To be specific, that's moe (?), a particularly squicktastic segment of anime, portraying underage girls in just barely not-porn style.

Only people I know who like moe are creepers.

I thought it was Lolicon?  Fuck, I hate myself for even knowing that.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Placid Dingo

#52
October 27, 2012, 05:42:14 AM
Pretty sure Lolicon is right (from Lolita).

Moe as I understand is hypercute/sympathetic.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Freeky

#53
October 27, 2012, 05:49:03 AM
Might be. I've only seen a couple examples of moe, mostly on card protectors (said moe right on the label and was squicktastic) and in this game called Tanto Couore(?), which was just creepy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
October 27, 2012, 06:34:43 PM
Moe?  WTF?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#55
October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
 :lulz:


Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).

Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.


Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

#56
October 27, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
Yeah, those people are a heaping pile of NOPE NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. IME, they nearly always turn out to be a little stalkery when it comes to girls they like and they have some, uh, questionable taste in porn.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

hooplala

#57
October 27, 2012, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:


Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).

Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.


Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....

Surely you mean "cleric"...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

#58
October 27, 2012, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 27, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
Yeah, those people are a heaping pile of NOPE NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. IME, they nearly always turn out to be a little stalkery when it comes to girls they like and they have some, uh, questionable taste in porn.

And there comes a certain point where you just want to run and get the hell out of there. Nothing set it off, it was just this mounting sense that there's this really creepy dude sitting next to you, chuckling and thinking about teenage girls with cat ears (which, is pretty fucking dorky in its own right, even though I have female friends with cat ears and such). But game's not over yet. Commence the rash decisions to get your character killed and/or frequent smoke breaks.

Quote from: Hoopla on October 27, 2012, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:


Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).

Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.


Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....

Surely you mean "cleric"...

Dork.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Internet Jesus

#59
October 27, 2012, 07:18:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:


Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).

Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.


Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....

I've had that exact experience. 

Word of advice, if you feel like pointing out the character traits that make so many folks find him off putting and trying to help because you're sick of the whining on why he can't get a date, don't.  You'd have a better time just hitting your head on a brick wall.
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