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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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UNLIMITED TEXAS APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, October 30, 2012, 05:20:59 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dubya

Nah, that's just Austin and Houston. Both well known for being wretched hives of scum and villainy.

The rest of the state is way too righteous to merit Smiting™.  :roll:
"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."