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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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And the day after Halloween...

Started by LMNO, October 31, 2012, 04:47:13 PM

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Telarus

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November 01, 2012, 06:24:38 AM
Happy Birthday!
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November 01, 2012, 10:28:41 AM
Happy fifth anniversary!
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#17
November 01, 2012, 09:31:20 PM
Happy vaginabursting day!

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 01, 2012, 10:38:33 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on November 01, 2012, 09:31:20 PM
Happy vaginabursting day!

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November 01, 2012, 10:41:24 PM
The kiki too?

Happy birthday. :D
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