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So, You Say You're Leaving PD Forever.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 02, 2012, 04:50:05 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#60
February 14, 2013, 10:11:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 09:41:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 09:34:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 09:20:30 PM
Suckers.  One day I'LL be an elder, too, and so I am ensuring that proper respect for the position is maintained.  Besides, I don't feel RIGHT if someone's not in charge.  It's cats & dogs fucking in the street.

That day always seems to arrive sooner than you think.  :lulz:

One day you're all muscles and vitality banging a hot piece of ass up against the side of a truck, and the next you're shambling down the hallway trying to figure out whether you peed yourself or whether that's just the normal leakage.

You spend years fucking the chicken, and wake up one morning with the chicken fucking you.

Getting old ain't for sissies, after all.

But when I say "elder", I of course mean Pagan/Mormon style elders, who often don't have to shave yet, and haven't yet endured the wisdom-enhancing experience of a mass carbuncle outbreak.  They are elders by virtue of their WISDOM, you see, and the fact that they are 130th generation strega (WTF is a strega, anyway?), and their power animal is a wolf or a fox or some other cute-yet-efficient predator.

Me, I'm still working my way up.  I've reached "mayonaise" on the wisdom chart, and my power animal is the dumpster behind the Chinese food joint on Craycroft.  However, after I take my next 5 online classes, which consist of spending $50 to be told "look it up" and "do the research, I haven't got time to explain everything to noobs", I'll get wise real quick.

I'll be a crone or a high priestess or maybe even a forum guide, and YOU SUCKERS will be sadly hitting F5 on the "You've been banned" screen.

JELLUS?
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:hammer:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That was a little too spot-on.

Who was it who was trolling saying that their Spirit Animal was a cockroach? That was brilliant. I loved when people got mad and said that his power animal couldn't be an insect.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
February 14, 2013, 10:12:00 PM
I think that for a while mine was an egg. People also did not like that at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
February 14, 2013, 10:32:31 PM
That was me.  The Mighty Arizona Cockroach.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#63
February 15, 2013, 12:43:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 10:32:31 PM
That was me.  The Mighty Arizona Cockroach.

So fucking brilliant.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#64
February 15, 2013, 12:52:37 AM
This place appears to be full of douchebaggery, based on the TOS alone: hxxp://www.paganjourneys.com/index.php?action=pages
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#65
February 15, 2013, 12:58:53 AM
Hey, these guys are not only noble, they're also promoting tolerance through education! hxxp://www.noblepagan.com/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#66
February 15, 2013, 01:02:00 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#68
February 15, 2013, 02:10:33 AM
Mass bannings and five years of revenge trolling?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#69
February 15, 2013, 04:44:49 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 15, 2013, 12:52:37 AM
This place appears to be full of douchebaggery, based on the TOS alone: hxxp://www.paganjourneys.com/index.php?action=pages


OMG, it's an untapped TCC!

Regged as crystal wolfstar.  :lulz:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#70
February 15, 2013, 05:18:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2013, 02:10:33 AM
Mass bannings and five years of revenge trolling?

OH HELL YES.  :lulz:
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#71
February 15, 2013, 05:41:28 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 15, 2013, 05:18:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2013, 02:10:33 AM
Mass bannings and five years of revenge trolling?

OH HELL YES.  :lulz:

It smells just like TCC. I'm all nostalgic and shit.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#72
February 15, 2013, 06:45:10 AM
Registered as StarlingFire.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#73
February 15, 2013, 03:49:01 PM
I'm Pomba Gira at the other two. So far only Pagan Forum has let me in.

A lot of the threads seem to be locked (they call it "closed"  :lol: ) for no apparent reason.

Trying to get my post count up. Post seem to go right up on pre-existing threads, but if you start a thread, you have to wait for a mod to approve it.

Oh, TCC, how you've set the standard...  :lulz:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#74
February 15, 2013, 03:50:55 PM
Who's Denarius?  :lulz:
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