ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 05, 2012, 06:51:04 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 05, 2012, 07:20:27 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 05, 2012, 07:19:46 PM
Roger and Nigel installed the little mind-wiping devices into everyone's doorframes, thus creating the so-called "psychological phenomenon" that causes you to forget what you came into the kitchen for.

Roger and Nigel directly and personally conspired to make me stop posting on PD.com. Look what they made me do.

It's your avatar.  It gives me the wobblies.

Well, okay. That one's TripZip's fault.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

Papercuts under the fingernail.
That squirrel who always looks at me sideways.
Cats that don't bury their poop in the litter box.
When you've really been craving a steak so you give in an order one at a restaurant, then when they finally bring it out to you, it's a grilled chicken breast.
Mr. Crazy Asshole has left 6 crazy messages since 1:00. If you're feeling benevolent, tone down the mind lazors a bit so that he gets too drunk to drive. I'm too busy to deal with that shit right now.

Did I mention papercuts under the fingernail?  :argh!:
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Mangrove

SSOOKN officially blames the following on the posters known variously as Roger & Nigel.

(a) Holist*
(b) AKK (though, RWHN may disagree).
(c) Why corporations pay very little tax.
(d) Vegan 'meat substitute' products. Looks like bacon, tastes like hatred.  :argh!:



* I know, kind of meta. You're using mind lazors on him specifically so that he accuses you of mind lazors thereby casting doubt on their existence. Very clever, I have to say.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Luna

TGRR is personally responsible for both back hair and male pattern baldness.  The testosterone he spews from his own dome shames the hair of other men into sliding down their necks and onto their backs.  It's revolting, and should be stopped, and if you spew that shit on my boyfriend I shall be cross.

There has been much posted about the fact that sasquach are rare due to Nigels... hobbies.  It has not, however, been mentioned that the simple fact that the reason that the ancestors humanity learned to climb trees in the first place is that Nigel got her hands on a time machine.  They were trying to ESCAPE. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

Rape babies.
Charles Darwin.
Godwin's Law.
Crematoriums next to residential areas.

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 05, 2012, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 05, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

the phlegms is what happens after Germany and France suffers a particularly thorough Nigelling. A somewhat unfortunate side-effect, but what can you do? I mean, NOT Nigelling the baguettes and krauts was never an option, was it?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Waffler on November 05, 2012, 08:29:47 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 05, 2012, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 05, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

the phlegms is what happens after Germany and France suffers a particularly thorough Nigelling. A somewhat unfortunate side-effect, but what can you do? I mean, NOT Nigelling the baguettes and krauts was never an option, was it?

But it couldn't last, Waffle.  There were entirely too many Germans running around bow-legged in torn lederhosen, and too many Frenchmen wearing colostomy bags.

So they stopped fighting all the damn time, because that's what was attracting Nigel's attention.

Global War:  Not in NIGEL'S world.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote


Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

If Roger was controlling me, there would be a higher body count.

If Nigel has been puppeting me this whole time I demand a retroactive "Dinner first"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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