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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 06, 2012, 04:02:32 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on November 07, 2012, 06:21:35 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 07, 2012, 06:03:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 07, 2012, 04:42:09 PM
A whole lot of rich white people crying. (I wonder how much the hot chicks cost them?)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20230802

I think I might die of pleasure.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:lol: I love the end frame.

I....don't get it though. Maybe it's my general sense of apathy, but if ROMNEY had won, yea I'd be pretty disappointed in people and would have concerns about womens' rights, gay rights, among other things, which I think would be legitimate to an extent at least, but I don't see the wailing and gnashing of teeth and tearing of hair and "OH GOD DOOMSDAY IS UPON US". While I may be somewhat emotionally invested in certain values I have and believe that Romney stands for the opposite of most of them, I don't see the emotional devastation and "OH NO WE JUST ELECTED HITLER 2!"

The problem is that the only thing the Republicans have really said was "It can't be Obama, he'll ruin this country." If you tell yourself something often enough you'll believe it. These people have basically brainwashed themselves into thinking that of all people Mitt Romney was the Republic's last best hope for survival. Now they expect a full rejection of the constitution, and the United States of America to become the United Soviet Socialist States of America. Some of them expect they'll wind up in FEMA trains and FEMA camps and FEMA coffins now too, I'm sure. I'm not surprised.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Suu

You would think, but you also have the benefit of growing up north of the Mason-Dixon.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Suu on November 07, 2012, 06:48:20 PM
You would think, but you also have the benefit of growing up north of the Mason-Dixon.

Yeah, seems so. At least one of those tweets advocated attacking the North.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 07, 2012, 06:44:37 PM
Yeah, well, there's been studies that show that, for the first time in a long time, people under thirty are less tolerant of racial differences than people over thirty.

Well, that's depressing.

Cain

I love how racists think "it's called the WHITE House" and variations thereof is terribly witty.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2012, 06:55:45 PM
I love how racists think "it's called the WHITE House" and variations thereof is terribly witty.

Maybe we should paint it pink and only let Team Vodka in.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 07, 2012, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2012, 06:55:45 PM
I love how racists think "it's called the WHITE House" and variations thereof is terribly witty.

Maybe we should paint it pink and only let Team Vodka in.

BUT THAT WOULD MAKE THE US FUCKIN FAGGOTS!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on November 07, 2012, 07:02:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 07, 2012, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2012, 06:55:45 PM
I love how racists think "it's called the WHITE House" and variations thereof is terribly witty.

Maybe we should paint it pink and only let Team Vodka in.

BUT THAT WOULD MAKE THE US FUCKIN FAGGOTS!

EXACTLY. WE DON'T WANT TO BE CELIBATE FAGGOTS!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 07, 2012, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on November 07, 2012, 07:02:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 07, 2012, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2012, 06:55:45 PM
I love how racists think "it's called the WHITE House" and variations thereof is terribly witty.

Maybe we should paint it pink and only let Team Vodka in.

BUT THAT WOULD MAKE THE US FUCKIN FAGGOTS!

EXACTLY. WE DON'T WANT TO BE CELIBATE FAGGOTS!

:lulz:

Juana

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 07, 2012, 06:53:13 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 07, 2012, 06:44:37 PM
Yeah, well, there's been studies that show that, for the first time in a long time, people under thirty are less tolerant of racial differences than people over thirty.

Well, that's depressing.
These kids are also the ones who often believe in a post-racial society.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

LMNO

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 07, 2012, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2012, 06:55:45 PM
I love how racists think "it's called the WHITE House" and variations thereof is terribly witty.

Maybe we should paint it pink and only let Team Vodka in.


I'm LMNO, and I approve of this message.

Cain

Immortal Technique's approach is designed to rile up wingnuts even further:

QuoteI paint the White House black and park my car on the lawn
Marry a Muslim girl and fuck her five times a day (WHAT?)
Every time right before we shower and pray (HA!)

Also worth listening to for such great lines as:

QuoteI got a hundred shooters with me, Rugers shoot you through the kidney
Stand in front of the judge and lie quicker than Scooter Libby
I'm runnin through the city - dear God
If I merk the racist Rush Limbaugh I wonder would you forgive me? (Huh?)
Somebody told me Glenn Beck is the Klan's Over
See ya, time to let him see a damn soldier
Flip your Landrover, I told ya I blam toasters
Gun pop off like the mouth of Ann Coulter

Suu

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 07, 2012, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 07, 2012, 06:48:20 PM
You would think, but you also have the benefit of growing up north of the Mason-Dixon.

Yeah, seems so. At least one of those tweets advocated attacking the North.

My friends and I just discussed this, should someone actually CONSIDER a 2nd Civil War.

1: The "Liberal Northeast" is the most populated part of the nation. It would take everyone in every red state to take up arms to even try.
2: We may not have as many "guns" but we have the most National Guard presence. Rhode Island, for instance, is where the Guard started AND has the 2nd largest presence of guardsmen IN THE NATION. We have arsenals full of goodies.
3: They would have to be exceptionally stupid to even TRY to raise an army.
4: Navy? Yeah, we got them too, and a lot of Coast Guard and generally angry fishermen.

Seriously, if they haven't already, I'm waiting for someone to go, "We should burn all their universities!" Because well, someone tried to insult me for going to a "liberal arts college." Because liberal arts means liberal government. Or something...good thing I actually go to a research university.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mangrove

So, Linda McMahon spent 76 million dollars in CT on a congressional and a senate run....and lost.

:lulz:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Suu

Quote from: Mangrove on November 07, 2012, 08:55:50 PM
So, Linda McMahon spent 76 million dollars in CT on a congressional and a senate run....and lost.

:lulz:

She didn't lose. She got slaughtered.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."