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Started by Cuddlefish, November 11, 2012, 01:30:38 AM

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Cuddlefish

A friend of a friend of mine received this letter 11/2 this year. This person apparently heard a police report on the 24th about a stabbing. Apparently, Isaac Tripp lives just down the street from her. Note the reference to a recently patented time-machine (GE C204). And what the fuck does the MA dept. of corrections have to do with CERN? What the hell...





A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Your friend has at least one friend with a fantastic sense of humor.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Elder Iptuous

i know i had fun reading about John Titor just now...

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Cuddlefish

Quote from: CAKE on November 11, 2012, 02:30:19 AM
Your friend has at least one friend with a fantastic sense of humor.

Indeed. I tried telling them that, but I think they already drank the kool-aid.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Curdlefish on November 11, 2012, 04:31:48 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 11, 2012, 02:30:19 AM
Your friend has at least one friend with a fantastic sense of humor.

Indeed. I tried telling them that, but I think they already drank the kool-aid.

They believe they got a letter from their future self?

:lulz: I need friends like this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cuddlefish

Quote from: CAKE on November 11, 2012, 04:42:03 PM
Quote from: Curdlefish on November 11, 2012, 04:31:48 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 11, 2012, 02:30:19 AM
Your friend has at least one friend with a fantastic sense of humor.

Indeed. I tried telling them that, but I think they already drank the kool-aid.

They believe they got a letter from their future self?

:lulz: I need friends like this.

We spent most of the evening trying to figure out which one of us was the time-cop.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Elder Iptuous

you should chastise them for being so foolish that they wouldn't send back some information that they could capitalize on.
(i.e. "you're dumb now for believing this, but you're even dumber in the future for not sending back a couple issues of WSJ")

Luna

Quote from: Curdlefish on November 11, 2012, 05:01:14 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 11, 2012, 04:42:03 PM
Quote from: Curdlefish on November 11, 2012, 04:31:48 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 11, 2012, 02:30:19 AM
Your friend has at least one friend with a fantastic sense of humor.

Indeed. I tried telling them that, but I think they already drank the kool-aid.

They believe they got a letter from their future self?

:lulz: I need friends like this.

We spent most of the evening trying to figure out which one of us was the time-cop.

"Dude, it's too late now, you've read the letter, if you try to change it you'll fuck up time...  But, if you're ANY kind of friend, you'll send ME a letter to arrive next week with some fucking stock tips and lottery numbers."
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Internet Jesus

It's all fun and games until this gets presented as serious evidence for time travel on a show on the History Channel.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Elder Iptuous

do the google search for john titor.  (which is what the GE C204 is referencing)
there's plenty (the coast-to-coast crowd) that have taken it seriously already.  and they made an anime loosely based on the story.  and they may be making a movie based on it.

Internet Jesus

 :lulz: Why am I not surprised? Maybe if they get serious financial backing their movie can star Bruce Willis.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Cain

It's amazing how the whole John Titor thing still has believers.  It's like how the Seventh Day Adventists keep declaring the world is definitely, totally going to end this time, it fails, and then they get a whole new crop of supporters because their prophecy failed.

I like to think that tells us a lot about human nature.

zarathustrasbastardson

Quote from: Cain on November 11, 2012, 05:34:12 PM
It's amazing how the whole John Titor thing still has believers.  It's like how the Seventh Day Adventists keep declaring the world is definitely, totally going to end this time, it fails, and then they get a whole new crop of supporters because their prophecy failed.

I like to think that tells us a lot about human nature.

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Please!
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