Who the hell are you and why are you here!!!!???

[Cainad (dec.)]

We're the people who keep you In The Know. We'll tell you everything, even when you think you don't want to hear any more. We're here to keep you Informed, about everything and everything you didn't know you wanted to know about.

You have to keep up, don't fall behind! We're the ones who'll help you stay relevant.

Who are we?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We're the people who keep you In The Know. We'll tell you everything, even when you think you don't want to hear any more. We're here to keep you Informed, about everything and everything you didn't know you wanted to know about.

You have to keep up, don't fall behind! We're the ones who'll help you stay relevant.

Who are we?

Oh, I fucking like that one, because I've heard it said IRL with a straight face.  "Staying relevant"...Because if you don't know who the fuck the Kardashians are fucking, you simply aren't relevant. 

This sort of shit is why humans can't be trusted with brains.  They just fuck 'em up for everyone else.

[Cainad (dec.)]

We're the people who keep you In The Know. We'll tell you everything, even when you think you don't want to hear any more. We're here to keep you Informed, about everything and everything you didn't know you wanted to know about.

You have to keep up, don't fall behind! We're the ones who'll help you stay relevant.

Who are we?

Oh, I fucking like that one, because I've heard it said IRL with a straight face.  "Staying relevant"...Because if you don't know who the fuck the Kardashians are fucking, you simply aren't relevant. 

This sort of shit is why humans can't be trusted with brains.  They just fuck 'em up for everyone else.

Thought I'd hit a chord with that one. I like to think the only one who decides what's relevant knowledge for me is me, but I suppose that's why they're going to put me in a cage one day with all of you weirdos.

[zarathustrasbastardson]

Now, let me tell you who I am..
I am the scream of Every super rashed baby Whoes parents couldn't afford new supersede for... I am your scream to the gods when you are bested.. I am that last bight of a good meal that sickens you.. I am the TV yelling profanities,  but you still watch, I am the pueblo Indian who gets a certain amount of your paycheck... I am your soul when it yearns to be free .. I am your fecal matter when it stings, and I am your fear when you think of yourself as more than mere runaways.. I am you conscience when you think you may be better, and your doom when you act on it... I am you and all you call dear.. w/o me you would not exist, w/o me you would still be grunting and fighting over a piece of dead squiril..  I am you conscioussness, your ego and super ego!.. I am your better parts, w/o me you would be apes screaming in horror @ your existence .. and yer too close for comfort!

[Luna]

You are, apparently, incapable of proper spelling or grammar.

[zarathustrasbastardson]

What use is spelling unless it is your name..
And I'm that too!

[Chaorem]

I'm here because a Wiccan friend suggested I find a god or goddess that appeals to me. Learning about Eris inevitably brought me to crazy fucking pillowtwats.

As for who I am... once I figure out how to hook up with Eris, you can call me Daddy.

[zarathustrasbastardson]

I'm here because a Wiccan friend suggested I find a god or goddess that appeals to me. Learning about Eris inevitably brought me to crazy fucking pillowtwats.

As for who I am... once I figure out how to hook up with Eris, you can call me Daddy.

You poor child, I suggest you seek yaweh or Vishnu or Ganesh.. because this is no place for children, or cumstains..

[Chaorem]

You poor child, I suggest you seek yaweh or Vishnu or Ganesh.. because this is no place for children, or cumstains..

That's it then, eh?

[zarathustrasbastardson]

You poor child, I suggest you seek yaweh or Vishnu or Ganesh.. because this is no place for children, or cumstains..

That's it then, eh?

Honestly, I'd reccomend that you go to a reputible school (2or4yr) and find something that will pay your bills... graphic design, business mgmt...
seriously, this is a complete and utter waste of life!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm here because a Wiccan friend suggested I find a god or goddess that appeals to me. Learning about Eris inevitably brought me to crazy fucking pillowtwats.

As for who I am... once I figure out how to hook up with Eris, you can call me Daddy.

Hey there, new guy!

Pay no mind to our current resident hostile crazy person.

[zarathustrasbastardson]

I'm here because a Wiccan friend suggested I find a god or goddess that appeals to me. Learning about Eris inevitably brought me to crazy fucking pillowtwats.

As for who I am... once I figure out how to hook up with Eris, you can call me Daddy.

Hey there, new guy!

Pay no mind to our current resident hostile crazy person.

I'm not hostile... I'm jaded.. and chorem... Don't listen to anyone here, they're as upset w/ their own lives as much as I am... they just can't admit it!

[Chaorem]

Actually, because I am inherently smart with computers and there is no requirement to have a business license or technician license to fix computers where I live I am going to advertise and fix computers for dirt cheap. Won't get a whole heluva lot of customers, but it will be a nice augment to my bank account.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Honestly, I'd reccomend that you go to a reputible school (2or4yr) and find something that will pay your bills... graphic design, business mgmt...
seriously, this is a complete and utter waste of life!

[Chaorem]

Honestly, I'd reccomend that you go to a reputible school (2or4yr) and find something that will pay your bills... graphic design, business mgmt...
seriously, this is a complete and utter waste of life!

Asians!