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BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!

Started by Luna, November 15, 2012, 12:50:43 PM

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Luna

At least, he does, according to the GoP legislators in Georgia...

No, really.

They spent FOUR HOURS in a closed-door session obsessing over it:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

Somebody got about an hour of it recorded, but was removed from the meeting.
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It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.
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Luna

It explains, without using "we had shitty ideas, and our morans couldn't keep their mouths shut and kept pissing off the womenfolk" thing, why Obama won.  He was using mind control.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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Quote from: Luna on November 15, 2012, 01:46:24 PM
It explains, without using "we had shitty ideas, and our morans couldn't keep their mouths shut and kept pissing off the womenfolk" thing, why Obama won.  He was using mind control.

Oh, I know. These conspiracy theories have been around for a while- they've just been rehashed for recent events.

I just wish I could be shocked that Georgia's legislature wasted 4 hours on stupid bullshit. I can't though. It doesn't shock me anymore.
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LMNO

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 15, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.

As opposed to wasting our tax dollars on some other completely different sort of nonsense?

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 01:50:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 15, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.

As opposed to wasting our tax dollars on some other completely different sort of nonsense?

Yes. We may as well put Above Top Secret on the government payroll with this.
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is this referencing the Delphi method of discussion?
oh, yeah.  a method of structuring conversation so everyone's input is taken into consideration to reach a consensus is most definitely mind control.
:roll:

Luna

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 15, 2012, 03:54:36 PM
is this referencing the Delphi method of discussion?
oh, yeah.  a method of structuring conversation so everyone's input is taken into consideration to reach a consensus is most definitely mind control.
:roll:

But that's just what they TELL you it means!  It's really MIND CONTROL!  :tinfoilhat:

I'd give a great deal to have the entire four hour presentation handed to a professional to be rated on a scale of one to attempted brainwashing.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 05:51:53 PM
OSHIT ROGER, WE GOT COMPETITION!  :lol:

Damn.

Never should have loaned the lazors to Hillary.
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I kind of hope they're doing GAY WANGO-TANGO.

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