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Everything's coming up Goddamn roses.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 16, 2012, 03:36:06 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

I had a dream, a dream about you, baby.
It's gonna come true, baby.
They think that we're through, but baby,

You'll be swell! Full of hate!
Gonna have the whole world on a plate!
Starting here, starting now,
Honey, everything's coming up assholes!

If you're in Texas, clear the tracks!
You've got nothing to do but relax.
Rage out hard. Do it now.
Honey, everything's coming up assholes!

Get to sinning. Fuck the world in it's ear!
Set it meat spinning! That's just the beginning!
Curtain up! Line up your sights!
You got nothing to hit but the heights!
You'll be swell, full of hate.  I can tell. Just you wait.
That wrathful star I talk about is due!
Honey, everything's coming up assholes for me and for you!

You can do it, all you need is some hate.
We can do it, Nigel is gonna see to it!
Just sack up! Fight your fights!
We got nothing to hit but the heights!
I can tell, wait and see.
There's the butthurt! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through!
Honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils!
Everything's coming up unicorn shit and Santa Claus!
Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops!
Everything's coming up assholes for me and for you!


Apologies to Ethel Merman
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky


Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

Sweet merciful Jesus, I heard that in Ethel's voice.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Very nice. I'm sure Ethel would approve if you got her drunk enough or took her on a tour of Tucson.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.