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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 21, 2012, 03:43:02 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#30
November 22, 2012, 09:32:21 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably?  or occasionally?

Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.

I don't. And I'd talk about it.  :lol:

It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™

The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.

Nada.  :|
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

DECI4

#31
November 23, 2012, 02:38:07 AM
God damn hoe, you nasty!
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
November 23, 2012, 05:44:02 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on November 22, 2012, 09:21:26 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 05:28:25 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Well aside from the fact that i dont particularly enjoy not wearing clothes i usually poop at work or home. And right now the bathroom at home is cold thus fudging the data.

I am confused about what kind of clothes you wear that completely prevent looking at your nips? Iron plate?

Hey, the iron plate is comfy.  It helps mitigate the nip-sanding nature of life.  I will concede that I remove it before pooping though.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
November 23, 2012, 05:44:30 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 22, 2012, 09:32:21 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 22, 2012, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 21, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 21, 2012, 04:09:30 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 21, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
reliably?  or occasionally?

Every time. I assume that other ladies experience the same thing but either aren't aware or won't talk about it because talking about it might be considered unseemly.

I don't. And I'd talk about it.  :lol:

It doesn't feel like "Hey wow, I'm so horny right now!", it's more like just the biological markers of arousal; hard nipples, increased vaginal lubrication. The vaginal lubrication makes sense because it makes for a cleaner wipe... Nature's Wet-Wipe!™

The hard nipples, I don't see a purpose for. However, I now ask all of you to notice what your nipples do after you have a good poo, and report back.

Nada.  :|

:lulz: Maybe it's just me. Hell, at least now I know!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
November 23, 2012, 01:49:40 PM
You're sick, mister!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
November 23, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
November 23, 2012, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 23, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
:thanks:

I am at work today.  This fills me with loathing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
November 23, 2012, 02:11:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2012, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 23, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
:thanks:

I am at work today.  This fills me with loathing.

WREAK HAVOC!

I am awake at stupid o'clock for absolutely no reason.

This makes me CRANKY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#38
November 23, 2012, 02:20:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2012, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 23, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
:thanks:

I am at work today.  This fills me with loathing.

I am also at work today.  I, too, am filled.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
November 23, 2012, 02:20:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2012, 02:20:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2012, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 23, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
:thanks:

I am at work today.  This fills me with loathing.

I am also at work today.  I, too, am filled.

Let me guess...Totally unimportant crap that could have waited for Monday, but hey, you're on salary, so come on in?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#40
November 23, 2012, 02:25:10 PM Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 02:28:04 PM by LMNO, PhD (life continues)
Someone has to incentivise solutions while ramping up the scope-creep to be more impactful.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
November 23, 2012, 02:29:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2012, 02:25:10 PM
to be more impactful.

Annnnnnd we're back on topic.

TGRR,
Just destroyed the boss's toilet, and feeling S E X Y.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#42
November 23, 2012, 02:30:54 PM
I love how you use other people's bathrooms when it's time to get funky.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
November 23, 2012, 02:32:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2012, 02:30:54 PM
I love how you use other people's bathrooms when it's time to get funky.

Well...

1.  I'm not fucking up MY bathroom, and

2.  I'm here on a holiday for NO REASON, and he's at home.

TGRR,
Flushed, for what it's worth.  Made things worse.  My bad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#44
November 23, 2012, 02:37:30 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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