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Started by NegativeNinja999, November 27, 2012, 08:18:47 AM

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LMNO

#15
November 27, 2012, 02:52:15 PM
Freeky, go to http://www.biblegateway.com/ and check out the drop down list of all the different versions you can access.  And that's not even the complete list.

Also, some denominations use the Apocrypha, some don't.  More scholarly people will be able to tell you which ones.

Freeky

#16
November 27, 2012, 02:54:33 PM
Sweet, alphapance! Thanks. :)

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#17
November 27, 2012, 02:55:36 PM
Without the extraction process, not enough DMT would be burnt to cause any hallucinations. For the most part, its found in the bark and leaves anyway, not so much the wood. Even plants with high percentages of DMT like Phalarys Grass, Psychotria or Mimosa Root Bark have to have the DMT extracted in order to be useful as a drug. (Smoked extract or mixed with an MAOI ala Ayahuasca)

There are better religious drug conspiracies to be found in The Stoned Ape, by Terrance McKenna or "Green Gold the Tree of Life: Marijuana in Magic & Religion" by Chris Bennet.

Also, probably not the best way to start out on this forum...



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Phox

#18
November 27, 2012, 03:07:37 PM
I will merely point out there are far better ways to challenge contemporary religion that do so in a far more effective and persuasive way.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 27, 2012, 03:09:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2012, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on November 27, 2012, 10:16:40 AM
Well go ahead & pick your pussy-weggie & note that the forum member was a dick first :p and no these are not hyperbolic "mind-fuckery powers" you twit, these are simple facts that absolutely NO ONE need enjoy unless they genuinely like disproving contemporary religious views... WHICH A DISCORDIAN WOULD NEVER DO lol conserve your anger child.

Are you a Really Real Discordian?

Apparently, seeing as how he/she seems to have the authority to tell us all what Discordians REALLY THINK.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#20
November 27, 2012, 03:37:19 PM
no no guys we've been doing it all wrong

we can open people's minds by directly challenging spiritual leaders with cute factoids about DRUGS LOL

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
November 27, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 27, 2012, 03:37:19 PM
no no guys we've been doing it all wrong

we can open people's minds by directly challenging spiritual leaders with cute factoids about DRUGS LOL

We should invite that one guy back, the one that did the salvia-preaching.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#22
November 27, 2012, 03:41:40 PM
I'd rather stare deeply into the eyes of a wolf.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
November 27, 2012, 03:44:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 27, 2012, 03:41:40 PM
I'd rather stare deeply into the eyes of a wolf.

AND THEN LMNO WAS A VAGR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#24
November 27, 2012, 03:55:17 PM
AND A SEXY ONE, AT THAT.







Wait, that wasn't a wolf, it was a bear...


The Good Reverend Roger

#25
November 27, 2012, 04:00:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 27, 2012, 03:55:17 PM
AND A SEXY ONE, AT THAT.







Wait, that wasn't a wolf, it was a bear...




And that, my friends, is prime WOMP material.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#26
November 27, 2012, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on November 27, 2012, 10:16:40 AM
Well go ahead & pick your pussy-weggie & note that the forum member was a dick first :p and no these are not hyperbolic "mind-fuckery powers" you twit, these are simple facts that absolutely NO ONE need enjoy unless they genuinely like disproving contemporary religious views... WHICH A DISCORDIAN WOULD NEVER DO lol conserve your anger child.

So when you get home from middle school perhaps you could tell me more about what a REAL discordian does or doesn't do?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
November 27, 2012, 04:06:54 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on November 27, 2012, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on November 27, 2012, 10:16:40 AM
Well go ahead & pick your pussy-weggie & note that the forum member was a dick first :p and no these are not hyperbolic "mind-fuckery powers" you twit, these are simple facts that absolutely NO ONE need enjoy unless they genuinely like disproving contemporary religious views... WHICH A DISCORDIAN WOULD NEVER DO lol conserve your anger child.

So when you get home from middle school perhaps you could tell me more about what a REAL discordian does or doesn't do?

Also, I like the idea that anger is somehow a finite resource that must be conserved.

Where the hell do these people COME FROM?  And why are they ALL THE SAME?  I have a suspicion...And when the Mormons knock on my door, I am NOT GOING TO ANSWER IT.  They're CLONE ARRANGERS.  Just look at 'em!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#28
November 28, 2012, 01:31:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2012, 02:25:40 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on November 27, 2012, 08:57:20 AM
Tweedle Dum, if you have no interest in participating in what I am posting, then do yourself the favor of not wasting your valuable time posting on it ;) less homework for you, genius.

Yeah, you're gonna go far, kid.

Probably not far enough, fast enough.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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