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Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?

Started by Suu, April 28, 2011, 04:09:58 PM

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Cain

England actually doesn't exist.  Seriously.

There hasn't been an English Parliament since 1707.  England does not exist as a political unit or recognized regional level administrative area, except for the purposes of EU elections, putting it on a par with, for example, Liege in Belgium.  That Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales do exist, yet England officially does not, is a cause of constant anguish for Daily Mail and Telegraph readers.  That there are more constituencies up for grabs in not-England than in the rest of the UK combined is frequently ignored, of course.

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Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2011, 08:14:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
It's a state, not a country. Scotland at least was it's own country, but I don't think the Welsh were ever granted that much freedom.

Wales was a nation once, briefly.

But they couldn't handle nice things.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2011, 10:50:04 PM
England actually doesn't exist.  Seriously.

There hasn't been an English Parliament since 1707.  England does not exist as a political unit or recognized regional level administrative area, except for the purposes of EU elections, putting it on a par with, for example, Liege in Belgium.  That Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales do exist, yet England officially does not, is a cause of constant anguish for Daily Mail and Telegraph readers.  That there are more constituencies up for grabs in not-England than in the rest of the UK combined is frequently ignored, of course.

Ah the West Lothian Question  :lulz:
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Cain

It always amuses me to argue with such people that bigwigs in London, wherever they are from, have no right to tell Wessex people what they can and can't do.  And if they start to agree, then argue it down to the county, district and town level (and beyond) until we reach a point where basically the only position one can take is that a person cannot force any other person to do anything, ever.

Arbitrary levels of local identification FTW.

Suu

In Florida, counties govern things like local sales tax and school districts.

In Rhode Island, they're just for show (granted we only have 5 of them). Which I guess they got from England.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Suu on May 25, 2011, 04:33:31 AM
In Florida, counties govern things like local sales tax and school districts.

In Rhode Island, they're just for show (granted we only have 5 of them). Which I guess they got from England.

Same here. We're right next door so I suppose it makes sense. Counties in Massachusetts are basically only good for court cases and weather advisories.
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Suu

Yeah, same here. We have a Providence COUNTY Courthouse, and a Kent COUNTY Courthouse. And there's no such thing as South County, it's really Washington County, which has a fair named after it, but I don't think it has a courthouse.  :?
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Nephew Twiddleton

Royal Wedding you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygzJtJwPnk

Now, normally, I would show this sort of thing out of being an Irish douche.

BUT.

This is a hilarious counterpoint to the standard "American station going off the air" back in the day when TV actually went off the air sort of thing.
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