ATTN TGRR: A humble demand

[Salty]

HEY.

It's pretty swell having a bona fide Holy Man™ to go to when I need Quality Spiritual Guidance. I've gotten spiritual guidance before, from several sources, and those other jerks do not provide the quality. Especially the sexually repressed non-denominational Christian, they have nothing of value to say about anything most of the time.

I'm saying this because I want you to know that I truly appreciate the services you render.

I'm saying that because I want to a soft start before I

HUMBLY DEMAND THAT YOU ALLOW ME TO LEAVE YOU VOICEMAILS.

Now, just to be clear: I am not asking you to clear out your voicemail box own phone.

This can be done with a Google Voice account. A random phone number that has no connection to your actual phone and transcribes the messages. It transcribes them very oddly. If you leave such a number on your forum profile, why, who knows what kind of truly awe inspiring fuckery would take place there?
n your own phone.


I know what I would leave you, and I don't know if you'd like it, but it would make me feel a lot better. Like a confessional booth in the deepest levels of whatever level of hell Taylor Swift is going. I know it would probably make other people feel better too.

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE. PLEASE SOMEONE, ANYONE..HOLIST EVEN...THE MIND CONTROL LAZORS....CAN'T RESIST.......GOD....HOW CAN IT BE SO STRON....














Hey, so yeah, I ask you Discordians, isn't it time we had some two way communication here? Huh? Hey that uh, shit my beans.

[Freeky]

Seconded, if only for hilarity's sake.

[East Coast Hustle]

Oh sweet merciful fuck. This might be the best idea ever.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YESSSSSS DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[East Coast Hustle]

I'll get the ball rolling here. I got myself a Compton phone number. Because I'm so gangster.

(424)260-SPAG

hit me with your best shots, people.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Saved to my address book as "ECH Mental Health Hotline".

[LMNO]

So, this will go straight to voicemail?


Ooooh...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh, my.

[Salty]

I'll get the ball rolling here. I got myself a Compton phone number. Because I'm so gangster.

(424)260-SPAG

hit me with your best shots, people.

Sweet. I am going to save any of these that you spags make and call them when I'm feeling INSPIRED.

[Salty]

Mine is now in my sig, now to piss off some internet people.