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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 02, 2012, 04:09:33 AM

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December 02, 2012, 04:09:33 AM
So, I was inspired earlier tonight by another member's post in the International Juggalo Erotic Fiction Writer's Association. I was inspired to follow in his footsteps and search "clown sex" on Amazon.

Result #3 was the Accoutrements Yodeling Pickle http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11761-Yodelling-Pickle/dp/B0010VS078

Result #7 was Big Beautiful Woman Impregnated By A Killer Paranormal Clown: Impregnating Virgin Curves http://www.amazon.com/Beautiful-Impregnated-Killer-Paranormal-ebook/dp/B009FO3O9G

Result #41 was pure paydirt. Written by one Tits McGee, the title is Captain Spanky's Spanking a Sexy Police Lady http://www.amazon.com/Captain-Spankys-Spanking-Police-ebook/dp/B0081V77A6/ref=sr_1_41?ie=UTF8&qid=1354420983&sr=8-41&keywords=clown+sex

Intrigued by the compelling synopsis (excerpt: This is a sexy story full of detailed lovemaking, including sex in the ear!) I was driven to explore Tit's McGee's other titles. Some might argue that Captain Spanky's Spanking at the Republican National Convention is the best of the bunch, but I was instantly drawn toward the mysterious intrigue of Captain Spanky's Spanking Sex Dungeon and Sex. My fantastic good taste paid off, because not only is the tantalizing opening excerpt a jewel of erotic titillation, but this masterwork also has scintillating reviews. http://www.amazon.com/Captain-Spankys-Spanking-Dungeon-ebook/product-reviews/B007YUXPF6/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

I am downloading it to my Kindle for free RIGHT NOW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
December 02, 2012, 04:48:47 AM
I wish i could see the expression on my face right now
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
December 02, 2012, 05:54:41 PM
SEE? I POST SOMETHING FUN AND ONE PERSON RESPONDS. YOU FUCKS DON'T WANT FUN, ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS ARGUING ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE ISSUES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#3
December 02, 2012, 06:10:03 PM
I AM DOWNLOADING THIS RIGHT NOW
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
December 02, 2012, 06:12:12 PM
FINALLY!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#5
December 02, 2012, 06:41:58 PM
I LOVE TITS MCGEE
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
December 02, 2012, 06:45:02 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on December 02, 2012, 06:41:58 PM
I LOVE TITS MCGEE

TITS MCGEE IS TITS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#7
December 02, 2012, 07:52:29 PM
I'm dying over here.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#8
December 02, 2012, 07:55:55 PM
The entire free sample of the book is, "Captain Spanky was a horny young clown."

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
December 03, 2012, 05:21:57 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2012, 07:55:55 PM
The entire free sample of the book is, "Captain Spanky was a horny young clown."

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I KNOW, RIGHT?!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#10
December 03, 2012, 06:04:43 AM
Welp, I'm sold. Fuck you, Mark Twain, a new Great American Wit is born!

Junkenstein

#11
December 03, 2012, 05:17:20 PM
The book descriptions are killing me

"Captain Spanky has found his calling - his spanking sex dungeon, with spanking as his specialty. However, even a clown needs a vacation, so Captain Spanky goes to the Bahamas. He can't seem to get away from spanking OR sex though, because of a stupid woman on the beach..."

"Captain Spanky is on the run after his unfortunate incident in the Bahamas. After he drives across (under?) the ocean, a sexy Police Lady tracks him down. What else can he do, besides spank her and have sex with her? This is a sexy story full of detailed lovemaking, including sex in the ear!"

If there's one thing we need, it's more detailed descriptions of lovemaking.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
December 04, 2012, 01:31:34 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 03, 2012, 05:17:20 PM
The book descriptions are killing me

"Captain Spanky has found his calling - his spanking sex dungeon, with spanking as his specialty. However, even a clown needs a vacation, so Captain Spanky goes to the Bahamas. He can't seem to get away from spanking OR sex though, because of a stupid woman on the beach..."

"Captain Spanky is on the run after his unfortunate incident in the Bahamas. After he drives across (under?) the ocean, a sexy Police Lady tracks him down. What else can he do, besides spank her and have sex with her? This is a sexy story full of detailed lovemaking, including sex in the ear!"

If there's one thing we need, it's more detailed descriptions of lovemaking.

Including sex in the ear!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#13
December 04, 2012, 02:07:00 AM
Who DOESN'T want to read this?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
December 04, 2012, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 02:07:00 AM
Who DOESN'T want to read this?!

FOOLS

My favorite are the people who bought it and then were all "this is terrible!"  :lulz:

REALLY?

A friend and I are currently hard at work on a piece of erotica featuring a fringe fetish. THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS.

Plus this is fun!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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