-the Casey Salem Anthony Witch trials-

[Freeky]

Hey, slappy, "Reverend" is not a term used by Catholic priests.  We're mad because you cocked up the joke.

I'm not mad.  This has moved a fairly boring afternoon along.

But I have my opinion of him.  It's not immutable, but he has a long road ahead of him.  So far, he has been utterly unable to figure out the correct method of getting out of this hole, instead insisting that the problem lies with everyone else.

Well, I say "mad," I think what I really mean is "PD handshake."

And True Facts right up there.

[NegativeNinja999]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

[Freeky]

Negative,
also... incurring someone's wrath upon entrance to this community should not be reacted to by saying "i don't care what you think".  Particularly with The Good Reverend.  He will use you like Job's pottery, and we will laugh through our cringes.

See, this is EXACTLY the kind of slander I have to deal with.  I am the most COMPASSIONATE MOTHERFUCKER any of you will ever meet, and I have to say that not many people can be as humble as I am.  My saintly sense of self-restraint is being seriously maligned, here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, slappy, "Reverend" is not a term used by Catholic priests.  We're mad because you cocked up the joke.

I'm not mad.  This has moved a fairly boring afternoon along.

But I have my opinion of him.  It's not immutable, but he has a long road ahead of him.  So far, he has been utterly unable to figure out the correct method of getting out of this hole, instead insisting that the problem lies with everyone else.

Well, I say "mad," I think what I really mean is "PD handshake."

And True Facts right up there.

Think of it as an "upright primate test".  He'll either figure it out, or he won't.

[Freeky]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

Yeah, I don't think you're a return customer (but I could be wrong).  We've never had someone use Comedy Central as an excuse for poor behavior.

<--- Not laughing with you, kid.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

Okay.

Well, damn, you figured it out.  I may have to revise my opinion.  We'll see.

Now, a note of advice:

We are not big fans of "edgy" jokes, not because we're easily offended, but because they're BORING and a cheap substitute for actual humor.  Basically, they're the hallmark of the modern drone, who finally found a reliable way to piss off their hippie parents.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Negative,
also... incurring someone's wrath upon entrance to this community should not be reacted to by saying "i don't care what you think".  Particularly with The Good Reverend.  He will use you like Job's pottery, and we will laugh through our cringes.

See, this is EXACTLY the kind of slander I have to deal with.  I am the most COMPASSIONATE MOTHERFUCKER any of you will ever meet, and I have to say that not many people can be as humble as I am.  My saintly sense of self-restraint is being seriously maligned, here.

What?  I'm a regular Saint Francis of Fucking Assissi, here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

Yeah, I don't think you're a return customer (but I could be wrong).  We've never had someone use Comedy Central as an excuse for poor behavior.

<--- Not laughing with you, kid.

Well, he managed to apologize, so I'm gonna back off and give him another chance.  Because I'm Holy™ like that.  Hell, it's not like I've never had to apologize for saying something dumb or offensive.

[Elder Iptuous]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

there you go. 
although PD has repeatedly taught me that i'm actually quite evil on the inside, i am one of the more cordial members in my conduct, if i do say so myself.  any time you care to say something, feel free to run it by me first, and i will explain how it is likely to blow up in your face.

also, try not to form a negative view of Roger quite yet.  he's actually quite a splendid fellow to have around once you figure out the timing and direction of his bile spewing clog dance. (besides, he can't help the way he is, as his Welsh heritage gives him fits of self loathing)

[Salty]

Oh come on, Rev.  Seth Macfarlene & all those fuckers at the Roasts have made jokes that included that shit. 

Ooh, yeah, um...hmm, yeah, come on Rev. if those unfunny, hackneyed, played out, repetitive jerkoffs the Friar's Club wanted jack shit to do with do it....so.....

[Freeky]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

Yeah, I don't think you're a return customer (but I could be wrong).  We've never had someone use Comedy Central as an excuse for poor behavior.

<--- Not laughing with you, kid.

Well, he managed to apologize, so I'm gonna back off and give him another chance.  Because I'm Holy™ like that.  Hell, it's not like I've never had to apologize for saying something dumb or offensive.

True.  I was laughing at him saying "But the people on the TEEVEE do it, and get tons of laughs!  What's wrong with You People?"

[Don Coyote]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

Okay.

Well, damn, you figured it out.  I may have to revise my opinion.  We'll see.

Now, a note of advice:

We are not big fans of "edgy" jokes, not because we're easily offended, but because they're BORING and a cheap substitute for actual humor.  Basically, they're the hallmark of the modern drone, who finally found a reliable way to piss off their hippie parents.

This has given me an idea for a series of terrible edgy jokes.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

also, try not to form a negative view of Roger quite yet.  he's actually quite a splendid fellow to have around once you figure out the timing and direction of his bile spewing clog dance. (besides, he can't help the way he is, as his Welsh heritage gives him fits of self loathing)

1.  Clog dancing is ECH's thing.  I can't DO it, because I can't bring on stigmata at will the way he can.

2.  I'm the Cornish guy.  Coyote is the fucking Welshman.

3.  My revenge for the Welsh crack will be a thing of legend, Texas-Boi.

[Salty]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

Well, now that you're here...


WELCOME!

Check out the pool on the roof (I wouldn't actually recommend, you know, getting in it...or looking directly at it for very long), mind the Nigels, and for god sake don't talk about pot, magic, copyright, libertarianism, sous vide, or pot.

I mean you can...just think of those topics as Mariah Carey's high note. Just because you can do a thing...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.

Well, now that you're here...


WELCOME!

Check out the pool on the roof (I wouldn't actually recommend, you know, getting in it...or looking directly at it for very long), mind the Nigels, and for god sake don't talk about pot, magic, copyright, libertarianism, sous vide, or pot.

I mean you can...just think of those topics as Mariah Carey's high note. Just because you can do a thing...

  We need to reword that for newsfeed.