The Last Whiskey Bar

[Suu]

And the bridges.

I'm certain you mean the Portland bridges, although the East Coast bridges are pretty fierce. The Mount Hope will fucking ANYTHING on a windy day, especially when they have only one lane open (on a 2-lane 80-90 year old suspension bridge) and you're on a bus. 

I think the West Coast has superior bridges, though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And the bridges.

I'm certain you mean the Portland bridges, although the East Coast bridges are pretty fierce. The Mount Hope will fucking ANYTHING on a windy day, especially when they have only one lane open (on a 2-lane 80-90 year old suspension bridge) and you're on a bus. 

I think the West Coast has superior bridges, though.

Portland bridges sing to you, Suu.  Drive off the side.  No more worries.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We have sand wasps, brown recluses, and camel spiders here. That's it, more or less.

We don't have anything; it's just really pleasant and safe here.

Pleasant and safe for you, maybe.  Everyone else has to live with the constant threat of Nigel.

Everyone else IS Nigel.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Retired the last 100 pages.

[Suu]

And the bridges.

I'm certain you mean the Portland bridges, although the East Coast bridges are pretty fierce. The Mount Hope will fucking ANYTHING on a windy day, especially when they have only one lane open (on a 2-lane 80-90 year old suspension bridge) and you're on a bus. 

I think the West Coast has superior bridges, though.

Portland bridges sing to you, Suu.  Drive off the side.  No more worries.

And, they're lined with Nigels, chorus lines of Nigels, guiding you to eternity.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

chorus lines of Nigels,

Yeah.

Just wrecked my pance like the incredible hulk.

[Suu]

chorus lines of Nigels,

Yeah.

Just wrecked my pance like the incredible hulk.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We have sand wasps, brown recluses, and camel spiders here. That's it, more or less.

We don't have anything; it's just really pleasant and safe here.

Pleasant and safe for you, maybe.  Everyone else has to live with the constant threat of Nigel.

Everyone else IS Nigel.

Hush, now.

Everything is really nice in Portland; everyone should move here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And the bridges.

I'm certain you mean the Portland bridges, although the East Coast bridges are pretty fierce. The Mount Hope will fucking ANYTHING on a windy day, especially when they have only one lane open (on a 2-lane 80-90 year old suspension bridge) and you're on a bus. 

I think the West Coast has superior bridges, though.

Portland bridges sing to you, Suu.  Drive off the side.  No more worries.

And, they're lined with Nigels, chorus lines of Nigels, guiding you to eternity.

HIGH KICK, HIGH KICK, THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.

[Salty]

It seems I have missed out on some PDrama.

That's ok, I'm sure I can catch up.

DOOD, being your own boss is as awesome as it is challenging.

I always thought I'd want minions, but other people are just trouble. Screw having employees.

Specially, wut with the 'bamacare.
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[Cain]

Continuing to help the police with their enquiries.  Bleh.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

And the bridges.

I'm certain you mean the Portland bridges, although the East Coast bridges are pretty fierce. The Mount Hope will fucking ANYTHING on a windy day, especially when they have only one lane open (on a 2-lane 80-90 year old suspension bridge) and you're on a bus. 

I think the West Coast has superior bridges, though.

Portland bridges sing to you, Suu.  Drive off the side.  No more worries.

And, they're lined with Nigels, chorus lines of Nigels, guiding you to eternity.

HIGH KICK, HIGH KICK, THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.

This needs to be some kind of moving gif. 

[Juana]

And the bridges.

I'm certain you mean the Portland bridges, although the East Coast bridges are pretty fierce. The Mount Hope will fucking ANYTHING on a windy day, especially when they have only one lane open (on a 2-lane 80-90 year old suspension bridge) and you're on a bus. 

I think the West Coast has superior bridges, though.

Portland bridges sing to you, Suu.  Drive off the side.  No more worries.

We drove over one bridge when we were there, crossing the river to Washington. I heard that song.

[Salty]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

[Juana]