The Last Whiskey Bar

[Nephew Twiddleton]

One of my high school friends is currently being set straight on the Illuminati by some guy named Kevin. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think I talked her friends into becoming a Freemason 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The best part, is that I would have left it at a couple of comments, but a mutual friend PMed me and said, and I quote, "Oh sweet Jesus keep egging her on! I love it."

I had to oblige. He's not even Discordian.

[LMNO]

She had a bit of a breakdown. Suicidal ideation, self-harm, severe anxiety. I am currently in dispute with my ex over transferring her to another school that will be a healthier and more supportive environment for her.

Yowch.  Sorry to hear that, Nigel.  I'm sure you can give her the support she needs to find her center.

[LMNO]

My future sister-in-law just posted:

"Never be afraid to try something new!!! Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic!!!!"

I'm putting this here because I'm trying really, really hard to be a nice guy and not point out that this doesn't stand up to even mild scrutiny.  But I had to YARGANARG somewhere.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My future sister-in-law just posted:

"Never be afraid to try something new!!! Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic!!!!"

I'm putting this here because I'm trying really, really hard to be a nice guy and not point out that this doesn't stand up to even mild scrutiny.  But I had to YARGANARG somewhere.

It made me chuckle. Appreciated.

[Cain]

You know who else was an amateur?

Hitler, that's who.

[LMNO]

I have no idea why that makes me laugh, every time.

[Cain]

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition a rogue Hitler comparison!

[East Coast Hustle]

So I haven't been around for, oh, a month or so. Things are weird. Mostly good, but weird. Partly I was gone because I tend to turn into a recluse when I go into BROKE HO mode, and partly because I needed to change up my headspace a bit and this place tends to make me care a little too much about shit I maybe don't need to care about quite so much. But things seem to be shaking themselves out, finally. I'll know by the end of the week whether I have a MAJOR life-changing announcement to make or whether it's time to dedicate the next couple of years to the rabbit hole.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So I haven't been around for, oh, a month or so. Things are weird. Mostly good, but weird. Partly I was gone because I tend to turn into a recluse when I go into BROKE HO mode, and partly because I needed to change up my headspace a bit and this place tends to make me care a little too much about shit I maybe don't need to care about quite so much. But things seem to be shaking themselves out, finally. I'll know by the end of the week whether I have a MAJOR life-changing announcement to make or whether it's time to dedicate the next couple of years to the rabbit hole.

BEst of luck either way man.

[Cain]

Good to have you back.

And since this is a Whiskey Bar, I should report I'm currently enjoying a Tasmanian single malt.  It's surprisingly good.  Then again, they make fairly decent wine, so I guess I shouldn't be too shocked.  Bit peaty, but more subtle than most Islay malts.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I will more likely than not be offline for the remainder of the day.

The dumbphone knows what water feels like.

It also knows what rice feels like.

[East Coast Hustle]

Good to have you back.

And since this is a Whiskey Bar, I should report I'm currently enjoying a Tasmanian single malt.  It's surprisingly good.  Then again, they make fairly decent wine, so I guess I shouldn't be too shocked.  Bit peaty, but more subtle than most Islay malts.

I didn't know such a creature existed. Now I must figure out how to get my hands on some.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My future sister-in-law just posted:

"Never be afraid to try something new!!! Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic!!!!"

I'm putting this here because I'm trying really, really hard to be a nice guy and not point out that this doesn't stand up to even mild scrutiny.  But I had to YARGANARG somewhere.

Ahahahaha

Oh my god.