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Quote from: Juana Go? on January 10, 2013, 02:30:59 AM
:lol: What?

I don't know, that's the best that I can explain it for right now.
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I got a small reprieve, in the form of a parent cancelling their assessment this afternoon. So I'm doing homework instead.

I sincerely hate the online monstrosity that is the stats homework. Blah. Oh well, at least now I'm not going to be behind.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Juana

Doing math homework online is the fucking pits. The first time I took stats, my teacher was doing that, too. I hope your class turns out better than mine did.

Quote from: Net on January 10, 2013, 02:34:29 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on January 10, 2013, 02:30:59 AM
:lol: What?

I don't know, that's the best that I can explain it for right now.
Lol, okay. Well, if you have time down here while being dragged, I believe you have my number.
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Quote from: Juana Go? on January 10, 2013, 02:54:30 AM
Doing math homework online is the fucking pits. The first time I took stats, my teacher was doing that, too. I hope your class turns out better than mine did.

Quote from: Net on January 10, 2013, 02:34:29 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on January 10, 2013, 02:30:59 AM
:lol: What?

I don't know, that's the best that I can explain it for right now.
Lol, okay. Well, if you have time down here while being dragged, I believe you have my number.

The online homework TAKES FOR FUCKING EVER, and I can only do it in front of a computer, which is STUPID. It also means I can't get away from distractions by taking by book up to my study nook. It sucks ass.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Trying to cut 3 inch thick steel round stock with a hacksaw sucks diseased moose tripe.  I think I need a demolition saw.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Quote from: Richter on January 10, 2013, 03:29:06 AM
Trying to cut 3 inch thick steel round stock with a hacksaw sucks diseased moose tripe.  I think I need a demolition saw.

Wow.  Read THAT wrong the first time around.   :lulz:
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Richter

In retrospect, it does conjure a confusing mental image salad of horrifically thick metallic members, dead antlered herbivores, and improvised industrial dildo devices.

In reality, it's just me trying to cut a man-portable rod from god into chunks that will fit in the forge.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2013, 03:30:17 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 10, 2013, 03:29:06 AM
Trying to cut 3 inch thick steel round stock with a hacksaw sucks diseased moose tripe.  I think I need a demolition saw.

Wow.  Read THAT wrong the first time around.   :lulz:

:lulz: Oh, dear!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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I'm gonna be trying that later this morning when I get my yearly eval. 
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Suu

Quote from: Richter on January 10, 2013, 03:29:06 AM
Trying to cut 3 inch thick steel round stock with a hacksaw sucks diseased moose tripe.  I think I need a demolition saw.

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It's a tension circus here in Nigelland. I had a paper due this morning so I wrote it on stress, lol. People texting me at all hours of night and day. Seriously, coworker, the data is in the computer, shut up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 10, 2013, 03:41:31 PM
Who is driving IMMOLATOR?

I couldn't find the one that was HIMEOBS branded.
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