The Last Whiskey Bar

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

That's Palin, gnawing at the roots of the mountain with her uterus.

[Salty]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

That's Palin, gnawing at the roots of the mountain with her uterus.

Huh. That's somehow comforting.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

Wow.

This is a weird question, but I always hear people saying they had to change their underwear after something terrifying.

I never have. If anything, my asshole clamps SHUT.

What's the norm?

[Juana]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

That's Palin, gnawing at the roots of the mountain with her uterus.

[Salty]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

Wow.

This is a weird question, but I always hear people saying they had to change their underwear after something terrifying.

I never have. If anything, my asshole clamps SHUT.

What's the norm?

Hm. A small survey of my sphincteral history results in: inconclusive.

Nah, pretty much every bodily system shuts down except that which allows me to run, and make sure my son is doing the same. I've given much thought to my lack of emergency preparation though. I need to put some gear in the car.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

That's Palin, gnawing at the roots of the mountain with her uterus.

Tis a terrible beast, what lies between her nethers. With tentacles to pull you in and teeth to grind you up, and a hunger that rages on, knowing no slaking. Run far, man, run free. For the PalinUterus hunts. And 'ware, for if it grows too strong, if it has fed too much on wolves and musk ox, it will take on the mountain itself.

[Sita]

My brain is in full on "You have emotions. I'm gonna let you feel aaaaalllllll of them within 5 minutes of each other. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" mode.

I hate you brain, I really hate you.

[Salty]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

That's Palin, gnawing at the roots of the mountain with her uterus.

Tis a terrible beast, what lies between her nethers. With tentacles to pull you in and teeth to grind you up, and a hunger that rages on, knowing no slaking. Run far, man, run free. For the PalinUterus hunts. And 'ware, for if it grows too strong, if it has fed too much on wolves and musk ox, it will take on the mountain itself.

[Suu]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

That's Palin, gnawing at the roots of the mountain with her uterus.

Tis a terrible beast, what lies between her nethers. With tentacles to pull you in and teeth to grind you up, and a hunger that rages on, knowing no slaking. Run far, man, run free. For the PalinUterus hunts. And 'ware, for if it grows too strong, if it has fed too much on wolves and musk ox, it will take on the mountain itself.

[Cain]

Oh damn, I'm off duty.

No more talking to policemen for a couple of days.  Instead....HEADSHOT ALL THE THINGS.

[Junkenstein]

HEADSHOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgyH9k1CSM

[Cain]

HEADSHOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgyH9k1CSM

Yes, though more like this.  With less Texan accent.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There was a terrifying earthquake yesterday. Not, A Sit Up In Bed And Use Your Other Senses Earthquake.

No, it was A Have Your Boots On About To Run Out The Door When It Stops Earthquake. Terrifying.

Weird, I had a dream about a terrifying earthquake yesterday morning. I was telling NoLoDeMiel about it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In other, totally boring, news, I am stoked for the end of the term and have, as is my wont, meticulously planned the remaining classes I will be taking at PCC in the upcoming year, which is three terms of math, chemistry, and biology, two terms of writing, a speech class and some other lame class I will be completely irritated at being forced to take.

[Junkenstein]

HEADSHOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgyH9k1CSM

Yes, though more like this.  With less Texan accent.

To me, headshots will always be announced by the unreal guy. He's pretty much part of the internal monologue.











MOOOOOOOONSSSSSTEEEER KIILLLLL. Best feeling ever. Prove me wrong.