The Last Whiskey Bar

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ill have to track it down.

I may also have to change the station. Im getting suspicious that the dj is wearing a hobbit costume.

I know every metal band has to write one song about a fantasy novel but this is getting ridiculous.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ill have to track it down.

I may also have to change the station. Im getting suspicious that the dj is wearing a hobbit costume.

I know every metal band has to write one song about a fantasy novel but this is getting ridiculous.

Rush still has to PAY for 2112.

There's no excuse for putting Ayn Rand to music.

[Cainad (dec.)]

It's gonna be one of THOSE days, I see.

I think the problem is the time zone difference.  I'm writing shit 3 hours behind, so responses take 6 hours.  Like in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Comes from letting you fuckers have your own "time zones".  FOOLS!  Time runs at the same rate, no matter where on Earth you are (unless you're at the DMV or the doctor's office).  You People need to STANDARDIZE.  Get with the fucking program.  It is currently 9:03 AM.  Shut up.

I don't understand why we have to have "time zones" at all, to tell the truth. It makes as much sense as having "month zones" so that people in Australia can have their summers in July and winters in January like proper people.

It would make so much more sense if we switched to a 24-hour clock and just used the same time everywhere. People would get used to it in a week.

24 HOUR DAY IS A FILTHY LIE PERPETRATED BY BABY-EATING SATANIC TEACHERS TO MAKE YOU RETARDED

Fraudulent ONEness of religious

academia has retarded your opposite

rationale brain to a half brain slave.

YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -

FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,

THEY ALREADY EXIST.

4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS

IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.

4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS.

4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS

WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS.

TEACHERS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE

ONEness OF GOD IS STILLness DEATH.

    YOU WERE ONEness RETARD ON THE
    EARTH OPPOSITES ALL YOUR  LIFE.
    LOVE OF GOD IS HATE OF CHILDREN.
    SUPPORT TIMECUBE OR BE CURSED. 

...Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

[AFK]

Ill have to track it down.

I may also have to change the station. Im getting suspicious that the dj is wearing a hobbit costume.

I know every metal band has to write one song about a fantasy novel but this is getting ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure Carcass has never written any fantasy tripe.  Who, by the way, are recording and releasing a new album in 2013. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Worse even still roger. It seems like these bands are writing about fantasy novels they themselves authored but got rejected by publishers. So now they have to set it to guitars and keyboards and dont even have the good sense to mask their lyrics by growling them.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Carcass. Thats whose coming to work with me tomorrow.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I... Oh... If symphonic metal is about elves and wizards and black metal is about orcs and trolls and i like black metal that makes me a troll with a guitar. And how does one troll fantasy nerds?

[Don Coyote]

I... Oh... If symphonic metal is about elves and wizards and black metal is about orcs and trolls and i like black metal that makes me a troll with a guitar. And how does one troll fantasy nerds?

I like where this is going

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think symphonic metal needs to be taken to its logical conclusion.

[EK WAFFLR]

I think symphonic metal needs to be taken to its logical conclusion.

Peter Jackson on vocals? Elderly men with white beards and B. C. Rich guitars?

The Gollum Aria?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Something more along the lines of erotic fan fic metal.

[Don Coyote]

Something more along the lines of erotic fan fic metal.

you are a bad bad man.

[EK WAFFLR]

Something more along the lines of erotic fan fic metal.

you are a bad bad man.

Symphonic Metal Slash-fic? Twid, you bastard. I love you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

A man walked into a doctors waiting room and saw a nun sitting there crying her eyes out, obviously very upset.  When he went into the doctor he asked the good physician why the nun was crying so much.  The doctor replied, "I told her she was pregnant."  "Good grief," said the guy, "How can that be, since she is a nun?"  "She isn't really," said the good doctor, "but it cured her hiccups."

[Cainad (dec.)]