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Started by Suu, December 04, 2012, 03:19:49 PM

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Suu

Passing through Virginia. If Generals Lee and Grant saw the strip malls that are now Manassas and Spotsylvania Court House, they'd weep over what they fought for.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

Just passed two lab techs with a stretcher with some sort of covered nonhuman presumably nonprimate organism unser a blanket and on a respirator. Basement here is creepy sometimes.

Twid
guessing its a pig
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

FOR SOME REASON I FEEL LIKE SINGING ABOUT LARD!!!!!!!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Witty Name Referencing A Crazy Spaniard on December 20, 2012, 11:32:16 PM
FOR SOME REASON I FEEL LIKE SINGING ABOUT LARD!!!!!!!

LARD IS METAL.

MEDICAL BACON IS METAL.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

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Quote from: ho|ist on December 20, 2012, 07:32:37 PM
Something more along the lines of erotic fan fic metal.

you are a bad bad man.

Symphonic Metal Slash-fic? Twid, you bastard. I love you.

Sometimes when I'm at work and I stare at those empty spaces, the empty spaces that another person left for me to fill in, and I have to count the bubbles, and type the number of the unfilled bubble onto a screen full of Unix text fields.... I get inspired.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 20, 2012, 06:37:28 PM
I... Oh... If symphonic metal is about elves and wizards and black metal is about orcs and trolls and i like black metal that makes me a troll with a guitar. And how does one troll fantasy nerds?

>:D


Here's your Troll metal.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGywo81G6lk
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2012, 02:35:00 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 20, 2012, 06:37:28 PM
I... Oh... If symphonic metal is about elves and wizards and black metal is about orcs and trolls and i like black metal that makes me a troll with a guitar. And how does one troll fantasy nerds?

>:D


Here's your Troll metal.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGywo81G6lk
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And they're from Scandinavia.  :lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

Yep, Finland.  But they "sing" in Swedish because they thought it sounded more Trollish. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2012, 03:34:33 AM
Yep, Finland.  But they "sing" in Swedish because they thought it sounded more Trollish.

I dunno. Finnish looks more trollish written out than Swedish does.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Signora Pæsior

Setting up contents insurance tonight, the customer services rep asked if I live with anyone. When I said "my partner", the response was, "Great! We just need his or her details. What's their surname?"

Sometimes it's the little things that make you feel good.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

hirley0

11:44PM easily confused after Tamil, {=Hall Kid Screamer -6Oct
Quote from: hirley0 on December 19, 2012, 09:00:11 PM
yeah: now i REMember that Salmon
when i first read this thread
TODAY .. i thought it was a dozen blocks south
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LIGHTS ON followed by a blue c
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Mostly i agree /-/oWever i can NOT recall Y at the moment
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^ READ UP VERSION {Maybe

Nephew Twiddleton

Up later than I wanted, but I have a meet up with an old friend in the works.
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Don Coyote

I'm up for some reason reinstalling all my Skyrim mods.

Nephew Twiddleton

You know, watching that last clip of Dave Mustaine and Kirk Hammett sharing a stage kinda makes me hope that Villager's brother is ready to bury the hatchet. I think it is after the last show, but I need confirmation.

I spent my 30th birthday playing a song with my high school band mate. I'd like to spend my 35th, or maybe as soon as my billionth second, playing with as many former band mates as possible.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS