The Last Whiskey Bar

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah i know.

Any side benefits other than refusing to give frisbees and baseballs back?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So hey guys, it turns out that Facebook Discordians are INCREDIBLY easy to fuck with. I know that Howl has known that for a long time, but I'm finally trying it and they're getting all catty on me. 

They're more fun than you know what to do with...Especially since many of them were of the fold before they were lured away by Zuckerberg and turned into heathen. 

I feel an epistle coming on.

Seriously, I love that if you reply in a literal and factual fashion to anyone about anything, they promptly start accusing you of being "too serious" It's AWESOME. 

The epistle should get some froth going.

Which group are you trolling?  the 2011 ones?

I'm trolling the regular one; the one that has like 3000 members and nobody posts anything above the intellectual equivalent of "replace the word "love" in a song with the word "fuck".

I'm not kidding about that. 

There's a guy named Steve who is seriously butthurt because I tl;dr at him and then bumped a bunch of the stupidest threads I could find.

To old timers:  Think PD, circa early 2003.  All day.

It's true. And horrible. The inanity is leaking out EVERYWHERE, and Steve is really, REALLY butthurt. Now he's following me around in different threads sulking at me.

[trippinprincezz13]

Yep, even seasonings... I found the little fuckers in my CAYENNE PEPPER once! I hates them. HATES. They prefer starches but will get into almost anything in a pinch. Including things you would never think of like dry beans and cocoa powder. But if you have room in the freezer, that will both prevent them from moving into your spices and kill any eggs they may have laid. It takes at least a week to kill the eggs, so be persistent! And I'm not sure how they do it, but I think they may lay eggs around the lids of sealed products; freeze those too. You will win!

Damn...that's ridiculous. And cayenne is one of the last places I would have thought of. I did dump a few this morning that I knew were old and sitting for a while, but going through everything later I guess. Sucks, I only have a freezer that is a box on top of the fridge - as opposed to side by side doors. And it's pretty full as it is (though this may be a good opportunty to clear out old freezer-burned stuff in there too. Maybe I'll try to do it in shifts, then quarantine things as I move them. Best I can do at this point. Now would be the time it'd be nice to have a more steady cold outside, but it's still been above freezing most days even if it drops at night.

Thanks again! Wish me luck!

I'm thinking of tossing the microwave too - for all I know they're all up in the vents there too. Would suck, but I don't use a microwave THAT much that I would miss it terribly.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah i know.

Any side benefits other than refusing to give frisbees and baseballs back?

Hahahaaaaaa no. Other than maybe playing Canasta and drinking Campari.

[LMNO]

You can do totally hipster things, like wear suspenders and drink hand-crafted cocktails and play the ukelele, and not be called a hipster.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yep, even seasonings... I found the little fuckers in my CAYENNE PEPPER once! I hates them. HATES. They prefer starches but will get into almost anything in a pinch. Including things you would never think of like dry beans and cocoa powder. But if you have room in the freezer, that will both prevent them from moving into your spices and kill any eggs they may have laid. It takes at least a week to kill the eggs, so be persistent! And I'm not sure how they do it, but I think they may lay eggs around the lids of sealed products; freeze those too. You will win!

Damn...that's ridiculous. And cayenne is one of the last places I would have thought of. I did dump a few this morning that I knew were old and sitting for a while, but going through everything later I guess. Sucks, I only have a freezer that is a box on top of the fridge - as opposed to side by side doors. And it's pretty full as it is (though this may be a good opportunty to clear out old freezer-burned stuff in there too. Maybe I'll try to do it in shifts, then quarantine things as I move them. Best I can do at this point. Now would be the time it'd be nice to have a more steady cold outside, but it's still been above freezing most days even if it drops at night.

Thanks again! Wish me luck!

I'm thinking of tossing the microwave too - for all I know they're all up in the vents there too. Would suck, but I don't use a microwave THAT much that I would miss it terribly.

If you do it in shifts, I'd suggest storing the ones that have been frozen in a Rubbermaid tub outside to hopefully prevent recontamination.

No need to worry about your microwave; just focus on eliminating their food sources and you can beat them.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So hey guys, it turns out that Facebook Discordians are INCREDIBLY easy to fuck with. I know that Howl has known that for a long time, but I'm finally trying it and they're getting all catty on me. 

They're more fun than you know what to do with...Especially since many of them were of the fold before they were lured away by Zuckerberg and turned into heathen. 

I feel an epistle coming on.

Seriously, I love that if you reply in a literal and factual fashion to anyone about anything, they promptly start accusing you of being "too serious" It's AWESOME. 

The epistle should get some froth going.

Which group are you trolling?  the 2011 ones?

I'm trolling the regular one; the one that has like 3000 members and nobody posts anything above the intellectual equivalent of "replace the word "love" in a song with the word "fuck".

I'm not kidding about that. 

There's a guy named Steve who is seriously butthurt because I tl;dr at him and then bumped a bunch of the stupidest threads I could find.

To old timers:  Think PD, circa early 2003.  All day.

It's true. And horrible. The inanity is leaking out EVERYWHERE, and Steve is really, REALLY butthurt. Now he's following me around in different threads sulking at me.

You're turning into me, you know. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So hey guys, it turns out that Facebook Discordians are INCREDIBLY easy to fuck with. I know that Howl has known that for a long time, but I'm finally trying it and they're getting all catty on me. 

They're more fun than you know what to do with...Especially since many of them were of the fold before they were lured away by Zuckerberg and turned into heathen. 

I feel an epistle coming on.

Seriously, I love that if you reply in a literal and factual fashion to anyone about anything, they promptly start accusing you of being "too serious" It's AWESOME. 

The epistle should get some froth going.

Which group are you trolling?  the 2011 ones?

I'm trolling the regular one; the one that has like 3000 members and nobody posts anything above the intellectual equivalent of "replace the word "love" in a song with the word "fuck".

I'm not kidding about that. 

There's a guy named Steve who is seriously butthurt because I tl;dr at him and then bumped a bunch of the stupidest threads I could find.

To old timers:  Think PD, circa early 2003.  All day.

It's true. And horrible. The inanity is leaking out EVERYWHERE, and Steve is really, REALLY butthurt. Now he's following me around in different threads sulking at me.

You're turning into me, you know. 

Oh yay! So I guess there's at least ONE benefit of getting older... I get to become a curmudgeon.

[LMNO]

So instead of the Wrong Side Of The Tracks Crew, we're now becoming the Get Off My Lawn Crew?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So instead of the Wrong Side Of The Tracks Crew, we're now becoming the Get Off My Lawn Crew?

Yep.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So hey guys, it turns out that Facebook Discordians are INCREDIBLY easy to fuck with. I know that Howl has known that for a long time, but I'm finally trying it and they're getting all catty on me. 

They're more fun than you know what to do with...Especially since many of them were of the fold before they were lured away by Zuckerberg and turned into heathen. 

I feel an epistle coming on.

Seriously, I love that if you reply in a literal and factual fashion to anyone about anything, they promptly start accusing you of being "too serious" It's AWESOME. 

The epistle should get some froth going.

Which group are you trolling?  the 2011 ones?

I'm trolling the regular one; the one that has like 3000 members and nobody posts anything above the intellectual equivalent of "replace the word "love" in a song with the word "fuck".

I'm not kidding about that. 

There's a guy named Steve who is seriously butthurt because I tl;dr at him and then bumped a bunch of the stupidest threads I could find.

To old timers:  Think PD, circa early 2003.  All day.

It's true. And horrible. The inanity is leaking out EVERYWHERE, and Steve is really, REALLY butthurt. Now he's following me around in different threads sulking at me.

You're turning into me, you know. 

Oh yay! So I guess there's at least ONE benefit of getting older... I get to become a curmudgeon.

Yep.  And there's a benefit for guys, too.  The single male/female ratio approaches 0.

Doesn't help if you're not single, of course.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE OTHER THING!  Your brain will try to make you look like a TOTAL HORSE'S ASS by convincing you that you can STAY YOUNG if you date or fuck younger people!  You can be that ridiculous combover/cougar, fucking around with someone half your age, while everyone openly laughs at you!  BE THE FIRST ASSHOLE IN YOUR OLD FOLKS HOME TO RUN OUT AND GET A TWENTYSOMETHING FOR THE PASSENGER SEAT OF YOUR MIATA!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So instead of the Wrong Side Of The Tracks Crew, we're now becoming the Get Off My Lawn Crew?

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Does this also mean that hipsters will be more likely to listen to my music and say that they liked me before i was cool?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Does this also mean that hipsters will be more likely to listen to my music and say that they liked me before i was cool?

In about 20 more years.  There are stages to this.

Last month, I heard Aerosmith playing on the piped-in music in a drugstore.  True story. 

[Juana]

Sitting in my old Starbucks while waiting for Shoe Ears to get her hair cut. I kind of miss this stupid place. It was a pretty great job until that last manager. She chased out almost all the old staff and like half the regulars.