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Started by Suu, December 04, 2012, 03:19:49 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Salvation is here by gaia epicus :lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 08:11:21 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 28, 2012, 08:10:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 08:08:37 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 28, 2012, 08:07:42 PM
I AIN'T TURNING IN MY VOLVO STATION WAGON FOR ANYTHING, OLD MAN! :argh!:

Not even for a piece of fresh sausage.

That's OKAY!  You'll be up to your bits in hipsters before you know it!

Would you like to hear more?

Nooooooooooooooooooo  :cry: Don't tell me that I won't be able to move fast enough to keep up with their rate of increase anymore.

Oh, it's far worse than that.

:eek: :eek: :eek: I'm scared.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Metal isnt very metal anymore it seems. It certainly isnt brutal.

Also theres a band called magica. Seems you can just tack latin endings on something and there you go. Youre some sort of symphonic metal band.

Maybe i should call my slashfic metal band wizardus sexica. Or sexica wizardorum or something.
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The Good Reverend Roger

I now actually feel bad for my toilet.

But not as bad as I feel for the plumber.  I just called him.  He swore at me again.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 09:01:27 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 08:46:41 PM
My dancing abilities consist of putting the horns in the air and moving my head rapidly in an exaggerated yes motion.

I dance like a truck.  Specifically, a concrete truck with a bad front end, driven by a blind & intoxicated chimpanzee, through a crowded area.  The other dancers scream at me and threaten to call the cops, but I heed them not...For I am a

DANCE COMMANDER!

:lulz: You're ON FIRE today!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Band called ecliptica.

Someone needs to put an end to this madness.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 09:08:04 PM
Ok i literally just cracked up laughing just now. If you can track it down on youtube you should listen to the begining of the last chance by tacere. The lyrics are.... Well its not all the lyrics. Its also the musical context. :lulz:

I didn't find that, but I found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPSNXdHEYKI  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I mean, "Deep Tears of Tragedy"? What does that even MEAN?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Damn. Will have to watch when i get home.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Its symphonic metal. That means you have to sound magically sad and sadly magical that you have wizard dream sex. Basically theyre what happens when a goth has sex with a larper and their kid listens to heavy metal and beethoven.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 09:38:37 PM
Its symphonic metal. That means you have to sound magically sad and sadly magical that you have wizard dream sex. Basically theyre what happens when a goth has sex with a larper and their kid listens to heavy metal and beethoven.

It's the geekiest thing I've EVER seen.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Like no kidding this shit seems to be everywhere now. I feel even more metal now because someone let in a bunch of nerds. Not that we werent a bunch of nerds anyway but we hid that under denim jackets and empty bottles of cheap whiskey.
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EK WAFFLR

Welcome to the club, Twid. My beard has been going grey at an alarming rate.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Youre a norseman though. That just makes you successful since you havent been killed yet.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Two hours til friday time. I feel like i just woke up from a haze
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