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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1440
January 15, 2013, 04:44:40 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1441
January 15, 2013, 04:46:14 PM
So, wait, what does Roger's office smell like then?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1442
January 15, 2013, 04:46:49 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 04:46:14 PM
So, wait, what does Roger's office smell like then?

Don't anyone answer.  Nobody wants to see a Holy Man™ cry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1443
January 15, 2013, 04:47:20 PM
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1444
January 15, 2013, 06:08:09 PM
So, on day 4 of the freeze, shit is finally starting to fly to bits.

And then the water tower next to our plant blew a standpipe and sent a few thousand gallons of water across our yard and into the trench we'd just dug to extend the 13800 volt service to the new building.  Water promptly froze, and now we have 600 feet of destroyed conduit and 00 cable.

On top of the piping that's starting to crack in our plant, and the air compressors and boiler whose control valves are freezing solid.

:argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1445
January 15, 2013, 06:18:02 PM
LOL, when I think of Arizona I always picture a desert where, even in the winter it's 80 in the shade. You guys actually get freezing? Fuck me I'm ignorant  :oops:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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LMNO

#1446
January 15, 2013, 06:21:43 PM
Actually, hold on a sec, doesn't the desert her REALLY FUCKING COLD at night?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1447
January 15, 2013, 06:22:45 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2013, 06:18:02 PM
LOL, when I think of Arizona I always picture a desert where, even in the winter it's 80 in the shade. You guys actually get freezing? Fuck me I'm ignorant  :oops:

Rarely.  About 1 winter in 5.

This is one of those winters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1448
January 15, 2013, 06:23:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 15, 2013, 06:21:43 PM
Actually, hold on a sec, doesn't the desert her REALLY FUCKING COLD at night?

No, not usually, at least in Arizona.  I mean, it drops 20F, but that doesn't equal "cold", usually.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1449
January 15, 2013, 06:29:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 06:22:45 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2013, 06:18:02 PM
LOL, when I think of Arizona I always picture a desert where, even in the winter it's 80 in the shade. You guys actually get freezing? Fuck me I'm ignorant  :oops:

Rarely.  About 1 winter in 5.

This is one of those winters.

Ha! About 1 winter in 5 we can actually tell it apart from summer, autumn and spring. Rest of the time it's 365 days of cold wet and miserable

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1450
January 15, 2013, 06:29:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2013, 06:29:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 06:22:45 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2013, 06:18:02 PM
LOL, when I think of Arizona I always picture a desert where, even in the winter it's 80 in the shade. You guys actually get freezing? Fuck me I'm ignorant  :oops:

Rarely.  About 1 winter in 5.

This is one of those winters.

Ha! About 1 winter in 5 we can actually tell it apart from summer, autumn and spring. Rest of the time it's 365 days of cold wet and miserable

Well, yes, that's God giving you WHAT FOR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1451
January 15, 2013, 06:34:46 PM
We don't get god here. Permanent cloud cover fucks up reception.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1452
January 15, 2013, 06:35:43 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2013, 06:34:46 PM
We don't get god here. Permanent cloud cover fucks up reception.

Optimist.  He's there, fucking up your program.

Why do you think he never reveals himself?  It's like TCC.  He gets to fuck with you, you never really find out what happened.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1453
January 15, 2013, 06:43:03 PM
God wouldn't last 5 minutes in this place. Can you imagine Jesus pulling that water into wine shit in Glasgow? He'd have been frogmarched to the nearest distillery and had a tap hammered into his skull before he could say "blessed are the alcoholics"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#1454
January 15, 2013, 06:45:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2013, 06:43:03 PM
God wouldn't last 5 minutes in this place. Can you imagine Jesus pulling that water into wine shit in Glasgow? He'd have been frogmarched to the nearest distillery and had a tap hammered into his skull before he could say "blessed are the alcoholics"

Well, he doesn't HAVE to actually show up, does he?  I mean, he never actually shows up in Phoenix, but you never hear the end of it. 

Wait.  Scratch that.  He DOES show up in Phoenix, directly overhead and 8 light minutes away, to smash everyone into the fucking concrete with an red hot iron fist.

But you know what I mean.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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