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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, December 05, 2012, 05:38:23 PM

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

December 05, 2012, 05:38:23 PM

Anybody wanna build this and see if they'll let you in a club?


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Salty

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December 05, 2012, 10:51:34 PM
Only if it is calibrated to inspire maximum terror on drug-addled teenagers.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

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December 05, 2012, 10:58:31 PM
What capacitors should I use to make sure the brown note gets hit every time the strobes flash?


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

The Good Reverend Roger

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December 05, 2012, 11:27:12 PM
I would fund this if it had an option to extend a giant boxing glove (with a horseshoe in it) that would whack anyone carrying a glow stick.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bruno

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December 06, 2012, 10:55:20 AM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on December 05, 2012, 10:58:31 PM
What capacitors should I use to make sure the brown note gets hit every time the strobes flash?

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