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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 04, 2012, 07:24:50 PM

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Suu

The drop spindle could work...with LOTS of beeswax, you know, to control it before it controls us.
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Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 09:46:06 PM
The drop spindle could work...with LOTS of beeswax, you know, to control it before it controls us.

Beeswax and maybe we could ply it with Waffle's beard. :P
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 10:25:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 09:46:06 PM
The drop spindle could work...with LOTS of beeswax, you know, to control it before it controls us.

Beeswax and maybe we could ply it with Waffle's beard. :P

DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 10:45:52 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 10:25:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 09:46:06 PM
The drop spindle could work...with LOTS of beeswax, you know, to control it before it controls us.

Beeswax and maybe we could ply it with Waffle's beard. :P

DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!

Possibly a bad idea, I agree. How about we won't make a rug, we'll make a robe? Whoever wears it will have the power of TGRR. We can mail it to Payne and he can get his Messiah on. Or explode.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Pope Pixie Pickle

heheh. 

You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh. 

You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.

No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh. 

You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.

No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.

A bit of Payne's beard, (not too much, its where his sexy lives), a lock of the Dark Empress' hair, a bit of Waffle's beard, TGRR's back hair, and the shaved off fur from a dozen persian black cats, and one alpaca, to give it the deceptive softness.

who cares about crossing the streams? We should TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh. 

You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.

No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.

A bit of Payne's beard, (not too much, its where his sexy lives), a lock of the Dark Empress' hair, a bit of Waffle's beard, TGRR's back hair, and the shaved off fur from a dozen persian black cats, and one alpaca, to give it the deceptive softness.

who cares about crossing the streams? We should TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!

I need to find some Persian cats and an alpaca . . . brb.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 06, 2012, 06:08:29 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh. 

You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.

No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.

A bit of Payne's beard, (not too much, its where his sexy lives), a lock of the Dark Empress' hair, a bit of Waffle's beard, TGRR's back hair, and the shaved off fur from a dozen persian black cats, and one alpaca, to give it the deceptive softness.

who cares about crossing the streams? We should TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!

I need to find some Persian cats and an alpaca . . . brb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: H0list on December 06, 2012, 06:14:45 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 06, 2012, 06:08:29 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh. 

You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.

No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.

A bit of Payne's beard, (not too much, its where his sexy lives), a lock of the Dark Empress' hair, a bit of Waffle's beard, TGRR's back hair, and the shaved off fur from a dozen persian black cats, and one alpaca, to give it the deceptive softness.

who cares about crossing the streams? We should TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!

I need to find some Persian cats and an alpaca . . . brb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y

Maybe we need llama fur instead . . . hmmm. That video led this one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkOzznp4QW0
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Richter

I'm going to get this in before thread turns into crochet  talk-

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