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All Right, Assholes, it's PENANCE TIME.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 06, 2012, 04:20:47 PM

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LMNO

#45
December 07, 2012, 04:01:33 PM
When I was younger, I used to think hangovers let you know you were still alive.

These days, I know they're simply evidence of utter stupidity.

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
December 07, 2012, 04:07:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 07, 2012, 04:01:33 PM
When I was younger, I used to think hangovers let you know you were still alive.

These days, I know they're simply evidence of utter stupidity.

I mostly quit drinking when the drunk stopped being worth the hangover.  I DO occasionally drink, usually when the hate builds up to critical levels, and then I need 2 days to fully recover...At which time I curse myself for a fool and lay off for another 6 months.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#47
December 07, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2012, 02:41:29 AM
Offenses against the Co workers:
-told the girl who just bought a house he life was now "50 shades of beige"
-requested a sexual harrasment workshop when I felt my own double entendre were not degrading enough
-wore a sheepskin vest.  publically posted a rebuttal to the vegans.  (Managers still laughing)
- ate the vindaloo
-turned the xmas tree into "Freddie Mercurtree" with glasses and fake stache

Offenses against the LARPers
-suggested better places to stick the binding runes
-flipped out on a unicorn
-made them add more rules about combat
-dropped puns at the Inquisition

Offenses against the roomates
-Ferric Chloride in the tub
-spent yeast from the beer in the sink
-pewter on the ceiling
-the bone dust incident

Offenses against the Scadians
-KO'ing tricks with a greatsword
-every knife kill that sent people to therapy.
-tieing up the household's roaming gnome statue like a gimp and hanging him in the spare tent


Actual confirmed fact; I was there. The others fit the behavior profile.

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
December 07, 2012, 05:48:59 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 07, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2012, 02:41:29 AM
Offenses against the Co workers:
-told the girl who just bought a house he life was now "50 shades of beige"
-requested a sexual harrasment workshop when I felt my own double entendre were not degrading enough
-wore a sheepskin vest.  publically posted a rebuttal to the vegans.  (Managers still laughing)
- ate the vindaloo
-turned the xmas tree into "Freddie Mercurtree" with glasses and fake stache

Offenses against the LARPers
-suggested better places to stick the binding runes
-flipped out on a unicorn
-made them add more rules about combat
-dropped puns at the Inquisition

Offenses against the roomates
-Ferric Chloride in the tub
-spent yeast from the beer in the sink
-pewter on the ceiling
-the bone dust incident

Offenses against the Scadians
-KO'ing tricks with a greatsword
-every knife kill that sent people to therapy.
-tieing up the household's roaming gnome statue like a gimp and hanging him in the spare tent


Actual confirmed fact; I was there. The others fit the behavior profile.

Yeah, but that's not a sin.

The jury is out on the pun thing, I'd have to see an example.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bu🤠ns

#49
December 07, 2012, 05:57:39 PM
The kids were trying to scare my son at school the other day by telling him spooky stories about death and broken necks and other assorted (rather phoned in, tbh) horror.  It bugged him a bit and, being the devoted father that I am, decided to find a better story for him to use to scare the kids back. 

I read him A Very Tucson Christmas.  I told him to place special emphasis on the ripping of the skin of naughty boys and girls who like to frighten other boys and girls. 

"Dad?" he asked.

"Yes, my boy?" I replied.

"I don't think I liked that story very much."   :sad:

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
December 07, 2012, 06:09:05 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on December 07, 2012, 05:57:39 PM
The kids were trying to scare my son at school the other day by telling him spooky stories about death and broken necks and other assorted (rather phoned in, tbh) horror.  It bugged him a bit and, being the devoted father that I am, decided to find a better story for him to use to scare the kids back. 

I read him A Very Tucson Christmas.  I told him to place special emphasis on the ripping of the skin of naughty boys and girls who like to frighten other boys and girls. 

"Dad?" he asked.

"Yes, my boy?" I replied.

"I don't think I liked that story very much."   :sad:

Congratulations.  Your son isn't a whackjob.  :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#51
December 07, 2012, 07:47:46 PM
Yeah, so my penance kicked my ass so hard, I decided to leave, and go work from home. 

The main problem?  It's Friday, Team Vodka's coming to the house for drinks, and then....





...say it with me...















TO THE GAY BAR.

The Good Reverend Roger

#52
December 07, 2012, 07:48:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 07, 2012, 07:47:46 PM
Yeah, so my penance kicked my ass so hard, I decided to leave, and go work from home. 

The main problem?  It's Friday, Team Vodka's coming to the house for drinks, and then....





...say it with me...















TO THE GAY BAR.

Thursday night partying exists to put a damper on Friday night partying.

But since they're all SATURDAY NIGHT anyway, no harm done.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#53
December 07, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
Troofpaste: You're brushing with it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
December 07, 2012, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 07, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
Troofpaste: You're brushing with it.

No.  It's somewhere ELSE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#55
December 07, 2012, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2012, 06:09:05 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on December 07, 2012, 05:57:39 PM
The kids were trying to scare my son at school the other day by telling him spooky stories about death and broken necks and other assorted (rather phoned in, tbh) horror.  It bugged him a bit and, being the devoted father that I am, decided to find a better story for him to use to scare the kids back. 

I read him A Very Tucson Christmas.  I told him to place special emphasis on the ripping of the skin of naughty boys and girls who like to frighten other boys and girls. 

"Dad?" he asked.

"Yes, my boy?" I replied.

"I don't think I liked that story very much."   :sad:

Congratulations.  Your son isn't a whackjob.  :lulz:

Hey, I liked it...

OH, FUCK.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

EK WAFFLR

#56
December 10, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
Forgive me Reverend, for I have sinned.

I didn't drink all of the wine i brought along this weekend, and I even forgot to bring the big bottle of Hendrick's.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#57
December 10, 2012, 01:58:00 PM
Quote from: holis† on December 10, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
Forgive me Reverend, for I have sinned.

I didn't drink all of the wine i brought along this weekend, and I even forgot to bring the big bottle of Hendrick's.

WHAT KIND OF A VIKING ARE YOU?

Your penance is to pillage the Irish coast.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#58
December 10, 2012, 06:48:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 01:58:00 PM
Quote from: holis† on December 10, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
Forgive me Reverend, for I have sinned.

I didn't drink all of the wine i brought along this weekend, and I even forgot to bring the big bottle of Hendrick's.

WHAT KIND OF A VIKING ARE YOU?

Your penance is to pillage the Irish coast.

Does this include raping monasteries? Not the nuns and/or monks, the actual monasteries?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#59
December 10, 2012, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: holis† on December 10, 2012, 06:48:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 01:58:00 PM
Quote from: holis† on December 10, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
Forgive me Reverend, for I have sinned.

I didn't drink all of the wine i brought along this weekend, and I even forgot to bring the big bottle of Hendrick's.

WHAT KIND OF A VIKING ARE YOU?

Your penance is to pillage the Irish coast.

Does this include raping monasteries? Not the nuns and/or monks, the actual monasteries?

Yes, and you have to do it all BY YOURSELF.  In fact, before you start, I expect you to put big clay pots on your feet and run a couple of laps around the island.

You have a heritage to uphold, here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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