Twelve Days of Nigel

[Don Coyote]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

[Don Coyote]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

I think I will also bring a bucket of entrails and declare them to the traditional holiday decorations when my Unit asks for donations of decorations.

Coyote, not happy that he got volunteered to decorate a Christmas party.

[Suu]

Jingle Bells
Santa smells
Snow lays on the grass
Nigel took the Christmas Tree
and shoved it up your ass!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

I think I will also bring a bucket of entrails and declare them to the traditional holiday decorations when my Unit asks for donations of decorations.

Coyote, not happy that he got volunteered to decorate a Christmas party.

You could decorate with the traditional NW fishing nets and plastic crabs.

[Don Coyote]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

I think I will also bring a bucket of entrails and declare them to the traditional holiday decorations when my Unit asks for donations of decorations.

Coyote, not happy that he got volunteered to decorate a Christmas party.

You could decorate with the traditional NW fishing nets and plastic crabs.

"Those aren't traditional decorations..."
"THE DARK EMPRESS COMMANDED ME TO DECORATE THUSLY!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO DECORATE THE THRONE OF SKULLS!!!!!"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

I think I will also bring a bucket of entrails and declare them to the traditional holiday decorations when my Unit asks for donations of decorations.

Coyote, not happy that he got volunteered to decorate a Christmas party.

You could decorate with the traditional NW fishing nets and plastic crabs.

"Those aren't traditional decorations..."
"THE DARK EMPRESS COMMANDED ME TO DECORATE THUSLY!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO DECORATE THE THRONE OF SKULLS!!!!!"

[Don Coyote]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

I think I will also bring a bucket of entrails and declare them to the traditional holiday decorations when my Unit asks for donations of decorations.

Coyote, not happy that he got volunteered to decorate a Christmas party.

You could decorate with the traditional NW fishing nets and plastic crabs.

"Those aren't traditional decorations..."
"THE DARK EMPRESS COMMANDED ME TO DECORATE THUSLY!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO DECORATE THE THRONE OF SKULLS!!!!!"

'Why am I recieving this counseling statement?" 'For your behavior at the holiday party." "So I'm being persecuted for my beliefs?" 'Says here you are a Wiccan, so no?" "I'm afraid to say master sergeant, but my religion isn't listed, and I sure as hell didn't want to be listed as Christian-non denomination. So, no, I'm not a Wiccan, which by the way has a multitude of sects, circles and covens, all with their own different beliefs, rituals, and manner of celebrating yearly festivals. Furthermore, I find being ordered to engage in holiday festivities under the guise of a series of mandatory briefings to be highly offensive, especially with all the Christian holiday music and bastardized icons of pagan faiths."

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

I think I will also bring a bucket of entrails and declare them to the traditional holiday decorations when my Unit asks for donations of decorations.

Coyote, not happy that he got volunteered to decorate a Christmas party.

You could decorate with the traditional NW fishing nets and plastic crabs.

"Those aren't traditional decorations..."
"THE DARK EMPRESS COMMANDED ME TO DECORATE THUSLY!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO DECORATE THE THRONE OF SKULLS!!!!!"

'Why am I recieving this counseling statement?" 'For your behavior at the holiday party." "So I'm being persecuted for my beliefs?" 'Says here you are a Wiccan, so no?" "I'm afraid to say master sergeant, but my religion isn't listed, and I sure as hell didn't want to be listed as Christian-non denomination. So, no, I'm not a Wiccan, which by the way has a multitude of sects, circles and covens, all with their own different beliefs, rituals, and manner of celebrating yearly festivals. Furthermore, I find being ordered to engage in holiday festivities under the guise of a series of mandatory briefings to be highly offensive, especially with all the Christian holiday music and bastardized icons of pagan faiths."

DO IT! 

[Don Coyote]

I would save it for next year when I am forced to go a Unit holiday party, so I can ask that they play music that part of my faith's holiday tradition.

I think I will also bring a bucket of entrails and declare them to the traditional holiday decorations when my Unit asks for donations of decorations.

Coyote, not happy that he got volunteered to decorate a Christmas party.

You could decorate with the traditional NW fishing nets and plastic crabs.

"Those aren't traditional decorations..."
"THE DARK EMPRESS COMMANDED ME TO DECORATE THUSLY!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO DECORATE THE THRONE OF SKULLS!!!!!"

'Why am I recieving this counseling statement?" 'For your behavior at the holiday party." "So I'm being persecuted for my beliefs?" 'Says here you are a Wiccan, so no?" "I'm afraid to say master sergeant, but my religion isn't listed, and I sure as hell didn't want to be listed as Christian-non denomination. So, no, I'm not a Wiccan, which by the way has a multitude of sects, circles and covens, all with their own different beliefs, rituals, and manner of celebrating yearly festivals. Furthermore, I find being ordered to engage in holiday festivities under the guise of a series of mandatory briefings to be highly offensive, especially with all the Christian holiday music and bastardized icons of pagan faiths."

DO IT! 

Sadly I have to wait until next year. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Outstanding! I'm almost afraid to go to sleep tonight.

[LMNO]

I saw three drunks come stumbling in
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
And one went home without his skin
On Nigel's day in the morning.

And what to do with the remaining two?
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
They scream until their faces are blue
On Nigel's day in the morning.

The bridges sing their lonely song
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
They have no sense of right and wrong
On Nigel's day in the morning.

It echoes all around the world
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
And summons back the Grabby Girls
On Nigel's day in the morning.

Meet Mr. Scratch and Mr. Chop
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
There is no way that it will stop
On Nigel's day in the morning.

Off to the city which we are drawn
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
For there is naught, save Tucson
On Nigel's day in the mooooooooorning!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

LMNO wins the thread.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I saw three drunks come stumbling in
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
And one went home without his skin
On Nigel's day in the morning.

And what to do with the remaining two?
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
They scream until their faces are blue
On Nigel's day in the morning.

The bridges sing their lonely song
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
They have no sense of right and wrong
On Nigel's day in the morning.

It echoes all around the world
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
And summons back the Grabby Girls
On Nigel's day in the morning.

Meet Mr. Scratch and Mr. Chop
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
There is no way that it will stop
On Nigel's day in the morning.

Off to the city which we are drawn
On Nigel day, on Nigel day
For there is naught, save Tucson
On Nigel's day in the mooooooooorning!

Oh, WOW.   

This is AMAZING!