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Ignoring TGRR (Can be used to ignore damn near ANYONE).

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 14, 2013, 08:16:32 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 14, 2013, 08:16:32 PM
You ignored me while driving, eating, fucking, masturbating your cats, watching "Facts of Life," talking to your mother on the phone...Yes, many aspects of your life now include the extra aspect of the fact that you IGNORE me while you do them.

Hell, this afternoon, you could have friends over to watch an ancient episode of Kojak.  Point out to your friends, several times, that Teli Savalis is amusing to watch on Kojak and that TGRR was not anywhere to be seen and could be SAFELY IGNORED.

Later, go into the bathroom and take a huge dump.  And then look upon the fetid log of excrement and say aloud, "What an interesting turd you are.  It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd...so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on.  No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE TGRR, I am going to be sorry to see you go, and will think of you often."  Then flush.  When you come out, and your friends ask, "We heard voices, what were you doing?", you can  proudly announced that you were IGNORING TGRR.  Then they'll want to know who TGRR is.

Don't tell them, though.  It will only lead to tears.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

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January 14, 2013, 08:32:11 PM
I feel as though i missed something here. Posting reattempt.
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The Good Reverend Roger

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January 14, 2013, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 14, 2013, 08:32:11 PM
I feel as though i missed something here. Posting reattempt.

No, I was just being goofy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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