Riddle me this batman...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

Yes and no.

Like I said, I think we need a suicidemirth emote. Something like the chuckling smoking birthday party emote holding a gun to its head.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

Yes and no.

Like I said, I think we need a suicidemirth emote. Something like the chuckling smoking birthday party emote holding a gun to its head.

I think that would be awesome. I wish I knew how to make emotes!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

This is payback for the flystrike thing, isn't it?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know what would be awesome? More emotes along the lines of , that are basically mods for other emotes. The suicide one would be perfect with so many of the other emotes!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

This is payback for the flystrike thing, isn't it?

Durn tootin'.  That scarred me. SCARRED.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You know what would be awesome? More emotes along the lines of , that are basically mods for other emotes. The suicide one would be perfect with so many of the other emotes!

YES.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

This is payback for the flystrike thing, isn't it?

Durn tootin'.  That scarred me. SCARRED.

I am sorry. I will never do it again. Please, no more, no more . . . I've learned my lesson. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

This is payback for the flystrike thing, isn't it?

Durn tootin'.  That scarred me. SCARRED.

I am sorry. I will never do it again. Please, no more, no more . . . I've learned my lesson. 

Thankfully, I don't think there IS any more. I think that Avril Levigne singing Nickelback covers was banned by Geneva Convention immediately after that recording was made.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

This is payback for the flystrike thing, isn't it?

Durn tootin'.  That scarred me. SCARRED.

I am sorry. I will never do it again. Please, no more, no more . . . I've learned my lesson. 

Thankfully, I don't think there IS any more. I think that Avril Levigne singing Nickelback covers was banned by Geneva Convention immediately after that recording was made.

Thank Jesus! We need a Patron Saint for THAT. The Patron Saint of Forbidding Avril Lavinge's Covers of Nickelback. By Any Means Necessary.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

This is payback for the flystrike thing, isn't it?

Durn tootin'.  That scarred me. SCARRED.

I am sorry. I will never do it again. Please, no more, no more . . . I've learned my lesson. 

Thankfully, I don't think there IS any more. I think that Avril Levigne singing Nickelback covers was banned by Geneva Convention immediately after that recording was made.

Thank Jesus! We need a Patron Saint for THAT. The Patron Saint of Forbidding Avril Lavinge's Covers of Nickelback. By Any Means Necessary.

Seconded.

We need two miracles.

Wait, I think the Orthodox are a little more lax about it. Kinda like, "were you a good Orthodox Christian" "Yes" "Calling the icon maker now. What's your name again?"

[Don Coyote]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

This is payback for the flystrike thing, isn't it?

Durn tootin'.  That scarred me. SCARRED.

I am sorry. I will never do it again. Please, no more, no more . . . I've learned my lesson. 

Thankfully, I don't think there IS any more. I think that Avril Levigne singing Nickelback covers was banned by Geneva Convention immediately after that recording was made.

Thank Jesus! We need a Patron Saint for THAT. The Patron Saint of Forbidding Avril Lavinge's Covers of Nickelback. By Any Means Necessary.

So...by flystrike?

[Cainad (dec.)]

You know what would be awesome? More emotes along the lines of , that are basically mods for other emotes. The suicide one would be perfect with so many of the other emotes!

The program I used for that on my Mac now instantly crashes    Otherwise I would make moar.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear God, this is like, two simultaneous levels of incomprehensible suckiness.

Why they hell am I still listening to it?

Because of 

This is payback for the flystrike thing, isn't it?

Durn tootin'.  That scarred me. SCARRED.

I am sorry. I will never do it again. Please, no more, no more . . . I've learned my lesson. 

Thankfully, I don't think there IS any more. I think that Avril Levigne singing Nickelback covers was banned by Geneva Convention immediately after that recording was made.

Thank Jesus! We need a Patron Saint for THAT. The Patron Saint of Forbidding Avril Lavinge's Covers of Nickelback. By Any Means Necessary.

So...by flystrike?

Yes.

[Patron Saint]

Thank Jesus! We need a Patron Saint for THAT. The Patron Saint of Forbidding Avril Lavinge's Covers of Nickelback. By Any Means Necessary.

While agreed this is not the correct answer.

[Patron Saint]

Clue number 3:     
A word used to describe the sudden discomfort of an awkward/problematic situation.

at this point I'm basically giving it away internet detectives...