Turns around, quickly doodling goatse onto a post it note before folding it in half and handing it to them.
Here is the answer that you seek.
"I.. is that goatse? I don't understand."
Excellent, you are beginning to understand.
"No, I...What does it mean?"
Sighs and jabs finger at the anus.
I'M SAYING TO FIND THE ANSWER ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK INSIDE OF YOURSELF
".....What?"
Leans in, voice barely a whisper
Look buddy if I have to take you into the bathroom and dig out the answer for you I will.
Leans back, smiling
I'll even leave you a red rose when I'm done so you'll never forget, and have to ask me again.
"......"
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This is how I answer approximately half of all the questions I'm asked.
Yes I carry around some post it notes and a pen or pencil at all times just for this.
