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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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McMegaDeff

December 17, 2012, 06:01:41 AM
I am a yogic god of multitudinal proportions
my breadth is that of a thousand kings of earth
for their heads grew thick with weight
while I sat in meditative wait
the incubative incumbant from bey9ond coloud 9
the colloidal silver living line
passed down throe eons of time
wine to wine
vine to vine
what's mine is given
from the temple within
sought, found, devoured and sprung again
there is no turning back
only forward
Om

c
all that aside, my penis is still bigger than yours.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
December 17, 2012, 03:57:07 PM
A duck killed a cow,
Woman, don't mess with my space.
I walk like a tree.

Someone needs to be playing bongos for this shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
December 17, 2012, 04:18:24 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 17, 2012, 04:28:11 PM
I think that I shall never see
A forum as fucked as peedee.

A forum whose hungry mouth is prest
Against Bea Arthur's sagging breast;

A place that looks at spags all day,
And lifts its spaggy arms to bray;

A place that may in summer wear
A nest of asshats in its hair;

Upon whose bosom number 6 has lain;
Who ultimately lives sans brain.

Forums are made by fools like me,
But only spags can make peedee.

No apologies no Joyce Kilmer.  Jerk.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
December 17, 2012, 04:31:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2012, 04:28:11 PM
I think that I shall never see
A forum as fucked as peedee.

A forum whose hungry mouth is prest
Against Bea Arthur's sagging breast;

A place that looks at spags all day,
And lifts its spaggy arms to bray;

A place that may in summer wear
A nest of asshats in its hair;

Upon whose bosom number 6 has lain;
Who ultimately lives sans brain.

Forums are made by fools like me,
But only spags can make peedee.

No apologies no Joyce Kilmer.  Jerk.

Oh my

It's wonderful!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

McMegaDeff

#5
December 18, 2012, 07:14:03 AM
plop
all that aside, my penis is still bigger than yours.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 18, 2012, 02:06:57 PM
Quote from: McMegaDeff on December 18, 2012, 07:14:03 AM
plop

What the fuck are you bitching about?  You started the bad poetry thread (kind of a tradition around here), and we jumped in.  This is how it works.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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