For my part, I’ve replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.
In an age long ago, the last village of clever, peace-loving Hobbits is attacked and enslaved by the Java Men, komodo-worshiping, dragon-riding cannibals. Now the young Hobbit Goben, along with his father and sister, must seek help from the "giants" (human hunters) to find the Javas' lair and rescue the last surviving Hobbits, Goben's mother among them. In their quest to destroy the Javas, the heroic partnership of humans and Hobbits will transform both species forever.
Written by The Asylum
In 2009 the Asylum released their first 3D comedy, Sex Pot, and in 2010 they produced SyFy's top rated creature film so far that year, Mega Piranha starring Barry Williams, Paul Logan, and the 80's pop star, Tiffany.
hobbits aren't the ip of tolkein's estate?
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 17, 2012, 07:28:50 pmhobbits aren't the ip of tolkein's estate?They have claimed so, but The Asylum counter-claimed hobbits were not invented by Tolkein, so his estate can go suck eggs.